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Date Posted: 21:28:45 07/05/01 Thu
Author: SM78
Subject: Drunks Bar Fatwa Lifted Against RnR

Laura Gay has been allowed back into the fellowship of that bunch of male Christian dick-skinners whose main interests seem to be in condemning the world and patting each other on the back over small accomplishments amounting to nothing:

Fred: I had a shot of penicillin today. It helped with the drip.

Doug: Bless God. My drip went away last spring but has come back.

Sean: Is it from a farm animal? :)

Doug: Fuck you, Sean!

Sean: Sorry.

Jackson: Watch that potty mouth, Doug, or I'll ban you!

Doug: Sorry.

Paul: I read a chapter of the Bible today to my kids.

Jackson: I home school mine. They're all doing better than
seniors at that liberal school Harvard.

Will: Yeah. What the world calls wisdom is foolishness to God.

Jackson: Yep. The world has a lie called microbiology. My 8 year old son proved that so-called "peptides" are really the Holy Spirit fluid that holds the world togther. The kid will probably get a Nobel Prize.

Phil: God made the sun set twice in a day. The Bible says so and some Christian scientists proved it was true by running a computer program where they found that missing time from the extra sun-up.

Erin: Can a girl chime in? I'm making Christian love baskets of cookies for Jesus :) I want to give them out with Bible tracts at the local public high school :)

Jackson: I hate to rain on your parade, but the liberals have made it illegal to give out either cookies or the gospel at public schools. Liberals put razors in cookies to kill kids and you can't preach the gospel anymore even though the Constitution allows it.

Doug: We live in a police state. I'm buying extra guns and ammo. I think I'm taking my family to live up in cave country here in Kentucky as soon as I get my disability pension.

Paul: I just bought a big screen television.

Fred: Omar said big screens are nice.

Brad: There you go again with this Omar business!!! If Omar wanted to say he liked big screen tv's he could post. He doesn't need you to do that for him Fred!

Jackson: Watch your mouth, Fred! Brad is right: Omar doesn't need you to do his talking for him.

Phil: Did I tell you that pneumonia is a myth?

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