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Subject: 十分簡單


Author:
東周老總
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Date Posted: 01:23:34 11/02/02 Sat
In reply to: Teresa 's message, "點先可以..." on 02:16:28 10/28/02 Mon

>我想問點樣先可以入到fencing team???

十分簡單
1. 與教練混熟
他一般都不理新人, 你要吸引他的注意。
當你在劍道上而他又剛好經過時, 你可多打單一弓步。弓步時,
不用得分。但要大叫, 愈大聲愈好。使他覺得你正探索弓步的時
機。

當他注意到你而他對你說一些常人不會懂的"哲"理時, 你要裝成
十分明白而且有自己的見解。時事也是很熱門的話題。

你要投其所好.........

一起吃宵夜(最好你做東)

2. 扮熱心

早點來刺靶(當沒有他人刺靶時, 努力刺靶; 很多人刺靶時, 在暗
角休息)

留待十時, 一起拾東西(收拾最重的東西)

切忌談及宿舍的宿分問題

多問比賽及上莊事儀(只是談談而已)

買器材(頭太大的, 務請自購面罩)

切忌缺席練習(只是來坐坐, 吹吹水也好可)

3. 買通人心

多考敬前輩(尤其舊生)

現任莊員掌握決定權, 所以.............




















































以上方法只是憑空捏造。 如慾一試, 請自行衡量風險及後果; 本人
概不負責。 若試後不果(甚至反後果), 務請公告天下, 好讓劍會上下大笑一番!


東周老總

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