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Date Posted: 17:33:09 06/22/02 Sat
Author: Bloodlarka
Subject: *a fireball appears through a doorway* ah, quiet yourself, Alaric...
In reply to: Alairic 's message, "*laughs a bit more, starting to grow impatient* BLOODLARKA!! Where are you?" on 11:24:23 06/22/02 Sat

*the fireball shoots across the room and dances in front of Alaric, flickering this way and that. Suddenly, the fireball changes into the shape of a very figure poised women. Curvy and hot (literally, I mean, she is, lava...:p) and blows out a ring of smoke in Alaric's face. She grins* Well well Alaric...so nice of you to visit! Yes, about that deal, feel free. Now, as we have spoken before, I can have one of her twins, correct? For- oh wait - I forgot to do something..Mitch, come here...*she summons Mitch by lifting her into the air and controlling her body (yeah, powerplaying, sorry). She makes Mitch's body twitch left then right. Then, Bloodlarka reaches into Mitch's stomch, twisting her hand about, looking for something. Finally, inside of Mitch's screaming body, you hear a horrible click. She then removes her hand and snaps; the hole in Mitch is gone* As I was saying, she is modified to have twins everytime she gives birth. May I have one? It'd be such fun. Well, go on, shoo, go screw her...*grins* just don't hurt her too bad...I dare say this is her first time ever...Just return her to me in one peace...oh, by the way, Alaric, do you know of any male demons or vampires that are open? I'm terribly lonely...*shrugs*

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