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Date Posted: 21:35:15 07/15/02 Mon
Author: Brock Lesnar
Subject: Voltage RP #2

*Let The Bodies Hit The Floor by Saliva hits and out walks "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar with his black tights with the sliver stripes on it. Lesnar jumps and puts all his weight on his left foot and then does the same to his right. He then shrugs his next swiftly to the left and then swiftly to the right. Brock Lesnar walks down the entrance ramp and then jumps to the top of the ring apron again and then goes over the top rope to enter the ring. Brock Lesnar then walks to the ring on the closest side to the announce table and request a microphone. The microphone is given to him by XWF Owner Joey. Brock Lesnar gets into the very center of the ring and begins to talk*

Brock Lesnar: Now I want you to know nobody gives a flying fuck about your scar on your face or your creepy blue contacts. I mean it's getting old quick to here you talk about people you have wrestled in the past 6 years ago because they are dead and burried because you were somewhat young then and you burried him which was respectable but we are not talking about him we are talking about me but before we close on the subject of this man who put the scar on your face I had no choice but to talk to him and arrange a meeting. Now when I met him I asked him about that match and he and the tape of the show tell a very very different story. Now you were right he broke a bottle on your head but not because he was afriad but it was because you had hit him in the family jewls and taken him out for a while. He finally got his breathe back and just happened to be on the outside of the ring so it happened. But the thing about you hitting your finisher on him it didn't happen the way you explained it. The truth and beleave me i made thousands of copies of the tape and even gave a copy to the video crew in the back. Now Mike back there in the video room has a copy of the tape and I want him to roll it now.

The tape starts to play on the titontron for everyone at home and everyone in the audiance to see. The tape in slow motion shows that Arzael called to somebody in the crowd who jumped the gaurd rail and and speared him into the turnbuckle causing a major back injury because Arzeal cheated. Who then went on to hit the "Spinal Tap" for the win but he wasn't smart enough to go for the cover and not the mention one of those referees was a day away from retirment and Arzeal beat this 85 year old man to a bloody pulp. After the laysuit comes through this old man's family will have every pay check of Arzeal sent to them no questions asked because he was stupid and foolish and didn't watch what he does. And not to mention don't ask for something if you don't really want it because "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar lives for the moment I am not living in the past I barely mentioned by stays in Ohio Valley Wrestling but you felt it nessassary to tell a lie about something that happened 6 years ago. But while in Europe you became old, played out over the hill you might as well be dead and burried. And after tonight you will be Dead & Burried.

Now onto the match this is a tremendous night for all of XWF. It will be the first night in XWF history and will be the first win in my undefeated streak not to mention Tuesday will be the first ever Tuesday Night Voltage and the first ever XWF Championship will be descided. I will become the first and last XWF Intercontinental Champion. Now I will warn you once more I will strap that championship around my waste and it will never come off until the powers that be fire me or strip me of it which are both ways of me to stay undeafeated. Now I know you think it wont be "Fun" in XWF when I have all the championships and you don't but I already warned you and the day of reconing has come. I will keep you all in mind my list is still there of everyone in XWF that I have to beat one by one until it's over. Now I have seen Ice, TEK, Jaysinn Paine, Lazer and Al Katraz all before and I respect them but they have to be beat just once by me for my undefeated streak. Then you have to think about Lita even though she is a women I will use RUTHLESS AGGRESSION to set a record time for a win. I will make that match when it finally happens end as quickly and as painfully as possible. I mean she is on the roster after all. Then there is DaBomb who I havn't met so who knows what he can do. Then their is you Asreal I will not take the time to pronouce your name or speal it because it's not important to me or anyone else in XWF. Now I will make sure that I brin my RUTHLESS AGGRESSION but you better come preparied to lose because looking at you it will happen alot.

*Brock drops the microphone in the center of the ring and gets out of the ring going back out over the top rope and then jumps down to the begining of the entrance ramp. Brock Lesnar then walks slowely back up the entrance ramp and goes through the curtain and walks down the hallway until he gets into his personal locker room where he locks and deadbolts once inside and starts training for his match where he will becacome the first and last XWF Intercontinental Champion*

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