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Date Posted: 22:43:14 07/10/02 Wed
Author: Lazer
Subject: Well....Well.....Well

Duuuuwwwwaaaaaaaa!!!!!! hits the PA system, the lights dim over the titantron a bunch of laser lights is seen and they move faster and faster untill they eventually for the "ACW!!!!" superstar Lazer's face, and through the entryway comes Lazer!! the fans are going wild then the popular chant of the nXo is heard. Lazer then walks
to the time keeper and snaches a mic and gets in the ring and begins to speak.

Lazer: Well the XWF huh?! this isnt so much. Maybe i'll be in here to kick some ass then ask some questions later. so what is this i here about the World title? As far as i can say ITS MINE (if i join) As far as i can see, there isnt a superstar in the XWF that can stand up to me!! I AM A 2 TIME HARDCORE CHAMPION, A 3 TIME INTER CONTINENTAL CHAMP(not ACW), A 1 TIME WORLD CHAMP AND THAT WAS THE LONGEST RAIGN IN WRESTLING HISTORY!!!!!! And the WWE is talking about ruthless agreshion... WELL I AM THE KING OF RUTHLES AGRESHION!!!! I AM THE INIVATOR OF PAIN, OF BLOOD, OF SICKNESS!!!!!! I AM THE NEW BAD MOTHER FUCKER ON THE BLOCK AND IF ANY OF YOU JERK OFFS OUT THERE THINK THEY CAN TAKE ME WELL GO RIGHT AHEAD BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT........ I'M JOINING!!!!!! I AM THE NEWEST SUPERSTAR IN THE XWF AND I WILL TAKE IT OUT!!!!! When more bad ass mother fuckers get here i will form the badest group of mother fuckers in the wrestling industry!!!!

Lazer drops the mic, walks backstage into the locker room that no one saw (for some god damn reasone) and walks in and locks the door!!!!!

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