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Date Posted: 14:18:14 07/04/02 Thu
Author: ryan buxton
Subject: WEDNESDAY WAR! RESULTS

FADE IN-The camera pans to a door, which has a plate that says: RYAN BUXTON, OWNER & CEO. Ryan opens the door and walks toward the ring.

Joey: Hello everyone! I�m Joey Thomas alongside Pete Johnson, and welcome to the first ever.....XWA WEDNESDAY NIGHT WAR!!!
Pete: And we just saw the owner of the XWA on the way to the ring. Let�s see what will happen.
TEAR AWAY HITS!
RA: And now presenting, the XWA owner and CEO, Ryan Buxton!!!!
Joey: Well, Ryan grabs the mic and is standing in the ring. Ryan: Well, I�d like to welcome you all to the first ever XWA WEDNESDAY NIGHT WAR!
STILL FLY HITS!
Pete: Well who is this?
Joey: I don�t know. A guy with long blonde hair is out here and coming to the right.
Ryan: What are you doing out here?!
Man: Well, I wanted to introduce myself. XWA fans, I am the one and only Jesse Biggs!
Pete: He�s in the main event tonight with Nightmare and Glacier!
Jesse: I am just going to tell you how things will be going during my stay here. I will do what I want, when I want, and how I want! If I want a match, there will be a match, and if I don�t, then I won�t compete. I am the BEST superstar to step in this ring, no, this ARENA!! And I.......
Ryan: No, no, no. I am the boss, not you. You will do what I say and when I say it! Now get to the back and get ready for your match!!
Joey: Well security is out here getting Jesse Biggs to the back. Ryan leaves and we�re ready for our first match!

~Karnage T-Shirt Ad~

HERE TO STAY HITS!
RA: The following bout is a triple threat match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Deven Storm!!!
MYSTERIOUS PSYCHO�S THEME HITS!
RA: Now, Mysterious Psycho!!
I WILL BE HEARD HITS!
RA: And last but not least, Karnage!
Pete: And the match gets underway as Deven Storm jumps Mysterious Psycho. Karnage sits back and watches the action. Deven throws MP out of the ring and walks to Karnage, who gives him a big boot to the face. Karnage has Deven, and gives him a power slam! MP is back in the ring and elbows Deven. Karnage picks up MP, and a suplex!
Joey: Karnage is in definite control here. Deven is up and behind Karnage, and a drop kick to the back of the head! Karnage is down. 1....2....no! MP breaks it up. Deven grabs MP and whips him to the ropes. He comes back....clothesline! Deven is in control.
Pete: And Karnage is up and furious! He grabs Deven and violently throws him onto the ground. He�s got MP, and he throws his out of the ring. He goes back to Deven...........MAXIMUM CARNAGE!!!! Karnage got his signature move on Deven! 1....2.....3! And this one is over!
RA: Here is you winner, Karnage!!!

~ad for XWA magazine~

Pete: Well, we just saw Karnage take the first-ever victory here in the XWA, and now it�s time for our main event. HEDUP HITS!
RA: The follwing bout is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Nightmare!
GLACIER�S THEME HITS!
RA: And now, here is Glacier!
Pete: What the?!?! Some guy just jumped Glacier from behind! He�s wearing black, and has a crowbar! Glacier is down and bleeding! Security is coming and a wire drops from the rafters.....the man grabs it and goes upwards. Glacier is being helped out of here and the security is going to catch that guy!
STILL FLY HITS!
RA: And finally, Jesse Biggs!
Joey: Where is Jesse?
Pete: Could he have been that guy that just nearly killed Glacier?
Joey: Well some production assistants are out here, and they�re--no. I can�t believe it!
Pete: They�re rolling out some red carpet! This is ridiculous. And someone is handing the RA a card.
RA: And now, the biggest, best, and greatest superstar of all time, Jessie Biggs!
Joey: Well, Jesse is finally out here and walking the red carpet.
Pete: Okay, well both men are in the ring and the match has finally started. Nightmare is all over Jesse with rights and lefts. Jesse is sent to the ropes.......he comes back and gets a backdrop from Nightmare! Jesse pulls himself up and runs towards Nightmare...SPEAR! Nightmare is down and Jesse gets a quick count. 1....2.....kickout! Nightmare is up and grabs Jesse by the hair. DDT! Nightmare is now stomping all over Jesse Biggs. Cover! 1....2.....and Biggs barely got the shoulder up.
Joey: Nightmare gets him up and throws him over the top rope, and Nightmare follows. Jesse is trying to crawl away from Nightmare, but he�s going too slow. Nightmare catches him and throws him on to our table. Nightmare puts Jesse�s head between his legs and signals for a powerbomb.
Pete: JESSE BIGGS JUST BACKDROPPED NIGHTMARE ONTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE! Nightmare is out! Jesse is exhausted. He gets up slowly and grabs Nightmare, then rolls him into the ring. Jesse covers him. 1....2......no! Nightmare kicks out with authority, sending Biggs a few feet away from him. Jesse rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. He slides back in. The ref is threatening to disqualify him.
Joey: Biggs just gave the ref a shot to the head with the chair! That was uncalled for!! Now Biggs goes over to Nightmare. He goes for the shot.....boot to the face! Jesse Biggs fall to the ground and drops the chair. The ref is up. Nightmare grabs Biggs.........TEAR DROP!! Nightmare gave Jesse Biggs the Tear Drop and Biggs is down and out! Cover!! 1....2....3!!! This is over!!
RA: Here is your winner, Nightmare!!!
Pete: What a match!! Nightmare pulling off the victory over Jesse Biggs! And Biggs is up and grabs a mic.
Jesse: Nightmare, you will pay for this! How can you be happy with yourself? You cheated! Look at this chair! The ref must be too stupid to see that you used it!
Joey: But Jesse Biggs used the chair!
Jesse: You�ll see Nightmare. You�ll see.....
FADE OUT

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