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Date Posted: 00:54:25 05/29/99 Sat
Author: Shamrock
Subject: Get outta my way!
There's nothin' but a bunch of low class punks in this league who I like to call: One-Movers! You're the kind of guys that have got one move that's brought you as far as you are. I've got more moves than all you jug-heads put together could imagine, and I plan on using them all! When you wrestle me, you better expect pain! Because that's all you're gonna get! Not only will I make you submit... I'll enjoy doin' it! When I step into the ring I have one goal, and that's to win. No matter the costs! Of it takes a chair shot for me to win, I'm willing to take one! I don't care what kind of moves you goons use on me, I guarantee on one thing though... It won't be good enough! I've gone the distance with many opponents inthe past, beaten them, won titles, made money, millions and almost billions! I'm quite sure you 3rd grade education wreslters out there can't comprehend that amount so let me explain it to you this way!... It's more and then some, that you'll make in a life time!
And I plan on making close to what I made before, and I've got an easy plan! It's summed up in one word... Winning! That's the only way to make the moolah! The kind of moolah that allows you to retire at 38! And from what I can tell, you guys will be like the flabby wrinkled one: Hulk Hogan! You'll be in your late 40s, early 50s, coming out night after night getting booed, and pounded on, while good ol' Kenny Shamrock, at the ripe old age of 40, will be sitting at home, drinking a martini watching you on TV, and then change the channel, distgusted at the poor talent in the ring... Then I'll think about the days when I used to beat the living crap out of you guys! I'll laugh and I'll also cry at how pathetic you were, and then I'll cry some more from laughing so hard!
So if you feel like standing in my way, the world's most dangerous man's way... Two things are gonna happen. You get out of my way, or I move you! And if you just so happen to work up the testicular fortude to stand in my way, you'll realize you have the testicular fortude of raisins! So get outta my way!
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