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Date Posted: 15:32:29 05/31/99 Mon
Author: "Da Killa" And Ja Rule
Subject: Reply to Shamrock and Hart

(A cell phone is heard ringing, and is awnsered by a camera man at the WCWL executive offices in, duh, California. The camera man awnsers with a "hell..o?" and all of a sudden a voice screams out into the phone, "Put me on TV, motherfucker. I've got some shit to say!" The camera man responds with "Who is this?" and the voice responds, "Who the fuck do you think this is? Its "Da Motherfuckin Killa", thats who it is, bitch!" The camera man immediately puts the phone up to the camera's sound recorder, and "Da Killa" starts talking..)

"Da Killa" Sticky Fingaz : You know, Shamrock, you such a "technition" and a "Shoot" fighter, and you know the world of "no holds barred" fighting, and all that UFC shit, but it wont do you no good against a crazy nigga like me. You say I'm what's bad with professional wrestling, that I've got no respect for the game, and that I've got no morals, and that I shouldn't be allowed to keep it up? Well, I got some news for you, asshole, I'm not only whats bad with Wrestling, I'm also whats good with it. Do you see any people wearing a Ken Shamrock shirt? Nope. Do you see anyone wearing a Bret "Hitman" Hart shirt? Nope, well, maybe, some people named Bruce, Stu, Helen, Davey...but other than those "Fine" folks, no one gives a shit about Bret no more, and no one cared about good old shammy to begin with. Kenny baby, you know better than most that this business is all about money, cause you sold out to Mr. Hunt in your last endeaver, but you should also know that Wrestling is all about respect, and I done gone and used all mine up on the people like Tyler and Kage, and even just a little bit on the B.R.R., but I aint got none left for you, cause you miserable, and misery loves company, and I'm pretty sure you and Bret will be great, together..No joking here, you would make a fine team, but not against me and Ja nah, and deffinately not one on one with either of us. You know that I dont take kindly to people fucking with me, and from now on, I wont act kindly in return. You want to start shit with me, its all on you, because I know I can take it, can you? And as for you Bret, you and Shamrock should team, against me and Ja Rule, any damn time you like, because like Shamrock said, "nothing but jobbers", you and him. Any time. Jason, you've got yourself a little angle development now, dont ya?

(Just as Sticky is about to hang the phone up, Ja Rule cuts in on the other line, and tells everyone to hold up..)

Ja rule : Wow now Stick Man, you cant take all the interview time, I need to show people just how I can shine. Now, me and Sticky will take you two bitches on any damn time, but I'm going to focus on my match at hand. I plan on being in that heavyweight title match, and I'll tell you just how. First, my team(Kage, Jay-Thug, Hart) will not be getting in my way, because if they do, they'll be going down just like the opposite team, and Bret, if you try any shit, your gunna feel a cuban delight in dat ass, and for Kage and Jay Thug, when I win that title, I'll be sure to give you some matches..Now, for the rest of you people, on the other team(Shamrock, H3, Piper, S.A.) you better understand you are just going to be victims of me, and my team mates, and since the rules say that the final two men standing get to be in the match the following week, I'll make sure not to work too hard to make sure my team mates dont get pinned. I'm sorry guys, but when it comes to money and gold, I just cant get enough..I'll fill you in later on as how my training goes, but its less than a week away, you better all get ready, and Holla, Holla, Its Murda..KILL THEM ALL!

(Ja Rule hangs up the phone, as Sticky hangs up the phone, mumbling, "Running up my phone bill..jeez, the guy didn't even get payed yet.." as the camera guys switches the sound off..)




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