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Date Posted: 17:19:16 06/02/99 Wed
Author: <font color="red"><i><b>"Da Killa" </font color="red"></b>and <font color="blue"><b>Ja Rule</font color="blue"></b</i>
Subject: Holla Holla..

(The scene opens up to Sticky and Ja Rule sitting on the steps of the Miami Underground, relaxing, and drinking some beverages. Sticky is wearing a pair of Nike black shorts, a wife beater, a red St. Louis Cardinals cap, with a black du rag under it. Ja Rule is wearing no shirt, with a pair of Marice Malone jean shorts, Timberland boots, and a black Yankees hat. Both of them have gold watches on, and Sticky has a golden chain with a cross on it. Ja Rule stretches, and gets up, and walks around. Sticky sits there, and leans against one of the pillars, and looks into the camera)

"Da Killa" Sticky Fingaz
: You know, Jennifer Lopez is a fine peace of Puerto Rican ass, no doubt about it. And you know how I know? From personal experiance. Yup, thats right, I've had Jennifer Lopez, and here is a little something you kids should know. Getting into this business will get you alot of things, women, cars, and all the money you could ever want. Of course, there is a little fee you have to pay, which just happens to be total dedication, but guess what? It all worked out for me, didn't it? I mean, going into this first show, I'm pretty much a lock for the West Coast title, and even though Jason Toney offered me the last spot in the Cruiserweight match, I just had to turn it down, because I'm above all of that, and I'm pretty sure I can take that title, even if it means beating everyone else on the roster, oh my, what a limited roster it is..But that doesn't matter, I'm sure I can make someone look good, to make someone a little bit famous in this match. Now, I'm not going to talk about wrestling for a little bit, I'm going to talk about some other "non-wrestling related" tidbits, that revolve around my life, and some that dont. First off, I dont give a flying fuck about 98 degrees, or N Sync, or The BackStreet boys. All you fucking boy bands can take me, Ja Rule, and BLACKstreet on in a ring anyday, or any where, and we'll show you why Hip Hop is the shit that rings out from every street corner, and you can peace your minds, knowing that it will stay that way as long as "Da Killa" is alive and well and doing his thing in this industry. You know, everyone loves me, and everyone comes to me for money, and for power, and for any damn thing thier hearts desire, because they all know Sticky Fingaz is a money man, and when you fuck with my money, you are no longer a man to me, you are fucked. Now, you all know that, and I'll get into some other things. My new record is coming out, soon, so keep your eyes open, and Ja Rule's record just came out yesterday, so go and bring your asses to the store, and pick it up, its worth it. And finally, wrestling-related news, Ken Shamrock, and Bret Hart, just remember, a thug, is a thug for life..

(Sticky lays back, and screams out, "Fuck! Its HOT!" and Ja Rule comes over, and gives Sticky a high five, and says, "You know it, Stick-man." Ja Rule sits down, in a shady area, and lounges back.)

Ja Rule
: I just want to adress that 8 man tag match real quick, cause it is hot as shit, and I just wanna relax for a bit. First off, it shouldn't be called a "Tag" match, because not one single person is going to work with someone else, in a unit, because it is all about one thing, the chance to go for the Heavyweight Title on the next week's show, and I damn sure know, and most of you do too, that when The Ja Nah gets in there, he is going to kick the shit out of everyone, thug style, and is going to make sure he is one of the final two remaining people, not matter how he does it. I dont want to sound harsh or anything, but I really want to fucking win, and I'm going to do pretty much anything so that I do so, and when I say anything, you should think to yourself, and wonder just what I mean. Do I mean I'd kill you? Maybe. Do I mean I'd throw you through tables, and chairs, and anything not nailed down? Damn right! I'm going to win this mug, and I'm going to do it my way, Holla, Holla, Its Murda..

(Ja Rule gets up, and walks inside, and returns back out with a glass of water, which he mostly drinks, and dumps the rest on his chest, to cool off. The camera fades with Sticky going over to Ja Rule..)




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