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Date Posted: 21:03:11 06/04/99 Fri
Author: Tom Ferry
Subject: The Ferry is Here!!!

(scene begins with Tom Ferry laying in this big tub filled with ice, he sees the camera and begins to talk)

Tom Ferry: Shewww..it was a rough night. I lost...needless to say, but it was rough. I overheard this Jericho figure, cute fella, saying he saw me in wrestling tapes. I just came straight from the gym. You were watching my cousin, he's terrible. I'm the real Tom Ferry. I can wrestle. I enjoy it. It's great. A bunch of real men jumping on each other in their underwear. There ain't nothing better than this. Well except this here. Getting a little cold now. Yep, they're hard now......had to ice em down so I wouldn't walk out of the pavillion looking like a shrimp. Now all the people will be noticing. Now where are my girls at? Jericho! I intend to see you in your underwear at the house show. And these ladies the same afterwards. Ahhh...it's good to be me. See ya later Jim.

(tom gets out buck naked and shakes the cameraman's hand. He notices a slight rub by Tom across his hand...the cameraman flips off the camera and runs out)

Tom Ferry: What did I do? Maybe I didn't stand erect enough for the old boy. Oh Behave Down There!

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