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Date Posted: 11:09:34 06/05/99 Sat
Author: The Prez
Subject: Post-Show....

Jason Toney is in his office going over the post show numbers. He is smiling a bit at the bottom line. The show made 55 dollars. He chuckles and then starts to laugh uncontrollably. Doc Powell comes in to the office to see what's going on.

Doc: JT, what's so funny?

Toney: Take a look at this... (He hands him the balance sheet)

Doc:Yeah, yeah, I see, I'm so glad we made a profit. That's amazing, most indy feds start off losing money.

Toney:But 55 dollars? Ha ha ha, What is that gonna buy me? Another pair of jeans. I promised them that we would have a net worth of 100,000 by the end of the summer. How are we going to get on tv making 55 bucks a night.

Doc: Ahem, speaking of TV, take a look at this. (Doc flips on the television)

...police are questioning wrestling fans about what went on tonight at the Dorothy Chandler Pavillion. A pig was said to be slaughtered and that folks heard chickens in the building. Police have information that a man by the name of Baron Lundi was in the building tonight. Lundi is wanted in Bakersfield. He allegedly has stolen several animals from farmers in the area...

Doc: We can't keep him on the roster, Jason.

Toney: Are you crazy? Look at that merchandising total. People love this, what did Boney call it tonight? This ooga booga crap. Lundi may very well be our meal ticket.

Doc: But what about Sticky Fingaz? He is pissed that the West Coast Title Match ended the way it did. He thinks he should be the champ.

Toney: You tell that cocky sonofa....sonofagun, that he will get his due when the time is right. Besides, did you see the reaction he and Bret Hart got when they battled? We have our first real fued there, we are gonna milk it for what its worth. Now, I want you to get the folks in Venice on the phone...I have some new plans for wednesday.....

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