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Date Posted: 01:58:53 06/15/99 Tue
Author: Police
Subject: Investigation, Possibly Concerning Baron Lundi

(5 policemen are standing outside a ratty old shack 2 miles south of Bakersfield, CA. They have received an annonymous call about some suspicious activity going on here. All 5 men are in full riot gear. The Sergeant walks up to the door and taps on it with his nightstick.)

-Serg: Alright come on out of there with your hands where we can see 'em!................... If you don't come out we're coming in!

(After a minute of waiting he nods at the other 4 men and busts through the door waving his gun. Apparently the shack has been vacated.)

-Serg: Damn, we got nothin'.

(One of the other officers yells from a backroom)

-Officer: Don't be too sure about that! You guys have got to see this.

(Everyone walks back to the room where Sticky Fingaz pictures and memorabillia are spread all about.)

-Serg: So what? Somebody's just a big Sticky Fingaz fan. My daughter has just as much Spice Girls stuff as this.

-Officer: But goes she do this with it? (Holds up a poster with "Unbeliever" written on it in blood)

-Serg: My god! That's disgusting!...... And what's that doll?

-Officer: Call me crazy but it looks like a voodoo doll.

-Serg: HAHAHAHA..... You've been watching too many horror movies.

(Just as he finishes saying this; a man, too short to be Baron Lundi, dressed in a black cloak walks in and hands the officer a piece of paper. Before they realize what has happened the man disappears. The officer unfolds the paper and reads aloud.)

-Officer: It has only just begun. The Voodoo is spreading!!!

(The Sergeant goes to grab the letter but it ignites into flames at the moment he touches it.)

-Serg: Holy sh*t!

(The officers continue to search, but as they make their way to a closet the whole house goes up in flames.)

-Serg: Get the hell out of here!

(All 5 men run to their cars and jump in. They speed off just as the house is destroyed in an explosion. Oddly enough, there are no ashes remaining)

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