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Date Posted: 21:46:17 07/18/07 Wed
Author: Sara Serena
Subject: I'm going to take Luisa's idea and start a ROUND ROBIN!!!

Lisa and I came up with the idea to write about her crazy, bald uncle Herbert (Herb) and his fuzzy on the outside but squishy on the inside wife, Peaches. So here's the setting...

Herb comes in from a hard days night working like a dog at the Lime Jell-o manufacturing plant (Because there's always room for Jell-o you know). He walks through the door and takes off his good hair for the next day. Peaches comes in dressed in a pink leisure suit monstrosity and asks him how his day went. Herb replies....

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[> "Cool and smoothy. Hard to believe they pay me to watch it wiggle, watch it jiggle. What's for dinner?" -- Lisa, 21:52:01 07/18/07 Wed [1]

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[> "Strawberry Jell-o! What else were you expecting?" Peaches exclaims in her high trill of a voice. Herb smacked his head repeatedly against the kitchen table while thinking about how boring his life truly was....until... -- Sara Serena, 21:58:50 07/18/07 Wed [1]

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[> "I'm expecting something better, but I won't find it in this lifetime. I'll just finish off the Fruity Pebbles. Hey, Peaches, would that make me a cereal killer?" Herbert laughed so hard at his own joke that he fell off his chair and smacked his head. Peaches, blinded by the glare from her pink leisure suit, didn't see him, tripped and fell.... -- Lisa, 22:35:03 07/18/07 Wed [1]

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[> Through the time and space continum and landed in the middle of the 1969 Jets/Bears game. The teams were so astounded by the brightness of her suit they stopped their scrimmaging and formed a Conga line and danced around the field to the sound of.... -- Lady C, 00:08:08 07/19/07 Thu [1]

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[> The Chicken Dance. Unfortunately.... -- Luoodles who sadly had no time to play. I'll be back!, 07:47:36 07/19/07 Thu [1]

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[> [> In a mix of Reggae and Hip Hop tempo's -- Lady C, 11:40:23 07/20/07 Fri [1]

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[> [> When the music stopped they all ran to the goal posts and formed up into the shape of a stargate. Just then ............. -- Lady C I love round robins!, 00:23:04 07/22/07 Sun [1]

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[> Herb fell threw the same tear in space and time, looking for his wife. "Honey! Why do you always hide the extra toilet paper?" Herb called from the 50 yard line. He didn't see his wife lying unconscious along the Bears defensive line. (Seeing as it's almost impossible not to miss Peaches in her suit, I think it's safe to assume Herb is going senile.) -- Sara Serena, 13:53:24 07/22/07 Sun [1]

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[> Peaches was lounging there eating a months supply of orange jello. When Herb saw that he said, Honey how could you! You know I am the supervisor of the Blue Jello line at the factory. She just smiled at him and said... -- Lady C...Do we really need that Captcha thing?, 22:46:36 07/22/07 Sun [1]

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[> "Well, dear, this strange cat named Mousey done went and ate all your blue Jell-o, so..." -- MariMata, now I remember this place!, 00:57:57 07/23/07 Mon [1]

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[> [> "it was this or you'll be stuck with GENERIC" "aah!" he cried "Generic, Generic Ge-ner-ic" Peaches cried chasing him in a circle... -- Aria (what can I say - it doesn't have quite the ring of "humperdink" but I figure for Herb the Jello man it would be about as bad...), 01:03:22 07/24/07 Tue [1]

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[> [> The football players scooped them both up and started chanting J"ello with whipped cream, Jello with whiped cream". The people in the stands................ -- Lady C, 02:07:01 07/30/07 Mon [1]

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