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Date Posted: 19:07:53 07/31/02 Wed
Author: Kopy Kat
Author Host/IP: cache-mtc-ah04.proxy.aol.com / 64.12.96.169
Subject: Checkup

Scene:
The Titan Tron clicks on and we are in some kind of health facility. The floors are white tiles and there are men with white lab coats on and nurses walking around. The camera focuses in on one of the examination rooms. In there we find Kopy Kat sitting talking to a doctor.

Doctor:
Well before I give you your test results back I was wondering why you are at the fertility clinic if your are not trying to have kids?

Kopy Kat:
Well you see in my last match I zapped with a tazer in my nuts and I can�t get it up. I was getting it on with this hot bitch and she got offended that I wasn�t hard. She thought I was gay. I want to know if I am going to be like this forever.

Doctor:
Well I have good news and bad news.

Kopy Kat:
Bad news first.

Doctor:
The electric current wiped out nearly all of your sperm.

Kopy Kat:
It is like a good form of birth control.

Doctor:
Ok� Well the other good news is that you should be able to get an erection within the next 4 to 6 weeks.

Kopy Kat:
Shit that�s a long time. Cant you give me some viagra?

Doctor:
They don�t make a strong enough position. Oh wait�what�s this? It seems there will be other side effects.

Kopy Kat:
What do you mean?

Doctor:
Well your testicles will be numb.

Kopy Kat:
That is great! I cant begin to tell you how many times I have lost due to low bloes.

Doctor:
And it looks like when you got shocked it re started your growth process.

Kopy Kat:
You mean I am going to get taller?

Doctor:
No but your penis will.

Kopy Kat:
Damn If I would have known that I would have stuck my dick in an electrical soccet a long time ago.

Doctor:
Have you received any head injuries recently?

Kopy Kat:
No why?

Doctor:
Just asking.

Scene:
The doctor leaves and Jay comes walking in with a little cup.

Kopy Kat:
Hey Jay. What's in the cup?

Jay
My mother fuckin man juice bitch.

Kopy Kat:
Get that away from me.

Jay
What? We need money for weed and some munchies man. And this is the fastest way to do this.

Kopy Kat:
And why just one cup?

Jay
Hey! The nurse says its hard just to get half a cup full. This is double what a normal man does. No opne can do this better than me.

Kopy Kat:
Yea hey all you do is masturbate.

Jay
I mean it I challenge somebody to fill more than me.

Scene:
All of a sudden Silent bob walks in with a tray of cups, on top of another tray of cups on top of another tray of cups. He has on his backwards hat and is smoking a cig with a huge smile on his face.

Jay
Shut up bitch!

Scene:
A Hot nurse walks in.

Nurse:
Ok boys I have to do some more tests you�ll have to get out.

Scene:
Jay and silent Bob leave.

Nurse:
Now lets see what we have here.

Scene:
Kopy Kat pulls down his pants and the nurse just stares. Kopy Kat and the nurse start making out and she reaches down with her hand. She pushes Kopy Kat away.

Nurse:
What the fuck! Im not good enough for you? You cant even get hard off me?

Kopy Kat:
No its�

Nurse:
Let me guess, your gay.

Scene:
Fades to black.

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