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Date Posted: 09:01:55 08/01/02 Thu
Author: Pantera
Author Host/IP: cache570.picknowl.com.au / 203.24.77.214
Subject: The new Ultimate Warrior?

The scene opens on a closeup of Pantera's very lovely face. She's got her long wild hair pushed back by her sunglasses, and she's looking off screen to her left. She goes to say something, but pauses. She goes back to frowning again, and then goes to say something else, but then she raises her hand, catching herself once more. Yet one more time, she frowns in confusion....clearly trying to follow something....and then goes to say something, but again stops herself. The scene cuts to one in a video editing room, presumably somewhere near UWF headquarters. She's sitting at a video editing machine, and dressed in her regular street wear, she's watching....yes, you guessed it....you guys are too fast for this little promo writer....Wild Dog's latest promo which appears to be a cross between The Fast and the Furious and well....we're not sure what. Finally, Pantera stops the machine and turns to the camera.

Pantera: So Wild Dog....which is it? Seriously? I've just been watching your little spiel about our match over and over again, and I just don't get it. First of all, you tell me I'm scared...well, I won't stoop to your level...let's just say scared into a state of non-feces capability...and then in the same breath you tell me you respect me as a female wrestler, so good you say that you haven't seen a female wrestler as good in a long time. So which is it, Wild Dog?

She sits and makes an opening gesture with her arms as if to invite the answer through the camera lens itself. Nothing, obviously, happens.

Pantera: So then you go onto say that you'll break me in half, I'll fear being in the ring three minutes with you, and then you more or less wish me luck for our match in three days.

She shakes her head gently, her long dark tresses dancing off her shoulders.

Pantera: So...which is it, Wild Dog? Am I supposed to respect AND fear you? Do you hate AND respect me? Am I supposed to not get in the ring AND fight you? You honestly expect me, ME....the most talented woman...no, let me amend that...the most talented high-flying and technical wrestler in this federation....to take you seriously anymore? You can't even get your facts straight when you're trying to promote yourself! That's why we NEED James Sinclair, my manager and our referee, to run this match! You're clearly indecisive and just in awe of my looks! Now you know as well as I do that if you even TOUCH James, you'll be disqualified immediately, I'll take the win, and you'll be back on the bottom rung of UWF! What are you going to do then, Wild Dog? Bite yourself and convince yourself that it's all a dream? Get your facts right before you even CONSIDER talking to me again, Wild Dog! You either respect me....which is the wisest choice you can POSSIBLY make....or you simply HATE me, which I can't possibly concieve of. I think.....I think you actually like me a lot more than you're willing to admit. Look at what you said: You're giving me the option to get out of this match because you don't want to hurt me. Now I just think that's the mark of a potential gentleman, myself. Now yes, you're some horrible name that I won't repeat here, that's how you brand yourself, but under that, you're a true gentleman and I have to admit....I find myself liking that.

She smiles sincerely into the camera lens.....

Pantera: I'll forgive your terrible manners and your gutter language...and I know, I just KNOW you'll do the right thing by me in the ring, because you ARE the bigger wrestler and I'm VERY sure I can't hurt you...unless you let me. (She winks then blushes slightly) So I guess I'm looking forward to this match a little more than I thought.....see you in the ring.....

She smiles again and reaches forward...giving a long lingering look into the camera....and the screen slowly fades to black.....

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