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Date Posted: 13:48:19 08/03/02 Sat
Author: ???
Author Host/IP: kpt-c-24-158-121-145.chartertn.net / 24.158.121.145
Subject: We must exercise the right to totally beat Joker up real bad and stuff soon!
Yeah!

(In a darkened hallway, rather large boxy silouettes can be seen shuffling down the corridor, and metal clanking can be heard. The two figures enter what seems to be the basement or boiler room, where it is very dark and nothing can be seen. The camera follows down the stairs, and hides as the films the scene... all that can be seen is two pairs of lighted up eyes burning brightly in the gloom... A synthysized voice speaks up...)

Voice #1: Man I am so pumped up for this beatdown that is going to take place it is like pitiful!

Voice#2: Yeah! Joker is finally going to get what he deserves and stuff! He has like totally got on everyone's last nerve for the last time!

Voice#1: I don't know about that my friend, even if we beat him up really, really bad, he will still be alive. That means he will be talking to the doctors and nurses in the hospital, and getting on their nerves in a most heinous fashion!

Voice#2: Yeah! Unless he is like totally in a coma forever! Than maybe his Big Brother Johnny Cage will pull the plug on him and let him like totally pass into the beyond! I don't think Joker's mother would mind!

Voice#1: You know, maybe we should like go ahead and end his life and stuff! That way his brother wouldn't have to waste .01382 calories of energy pulling the plug from the wall! Then the only ones that would have to deal with Joker would be like Satan and his most evil host of devils and demons! Boy would they be mad and stuff!

Voice#2: Yeah! I bet the big evil bastard below would just give him the boot into limbo to totally get rid of his drivelous speeches! They make no sense whatsoever!

Voice#1: Say have you seen the ninja lately?

Voice#2: Yeah! I mean no. But don't stray from the conversation at hand! Meaning the limboization of Joker the Ass Poker!

Voice#1: You are so right! Why would I talk about ninjas at a time like this, when we are so close to putting Joker out of his miserable existance for the benifit of mankind! We may like win the noble peace prize and stuff! That would be totally awesome!

Voice#2: Yeah! It totally would! We would be in the ranks of Ghandi and Nelson Mandella! ...and they never even killed a Shado'w'Joker! We may win a Super Nobel Prize!

Voice#1: The whole wrestling community would be like totally pleased at his demise! They are like sooo tired of having to feud with him! Not to mention listening to his smartass comments all the time that make no sense at all! Not even to like kids that are totally infected with 'The Downs'. Even though I think Joker's promos are demographically targeted at retarded 4 year olds.

Voice#2: Yeah! All the guys in the back dread the day they have to face him. But not because he like is a good wrestler like his brother Johnny Cage.

Voice#1: Yeah! It's because he is totally annoying! If he faces you in a match he like can't get over the feud and think it goes on until the end of time or something! He has that 'infinitly annoying' quality about him! I was like talking to BPC on the electronic landline communication machine the other day...

Voice#2: You mean, the telephone and stuff?

Voice#1: Yeah! You are so smart! Anyway, BPC was talking about how he has supposed to wrestle Joker on a multitude of occasions, and Joker ducks him every time! Joker has a habit of disapearing when he has no chance to win a match! Which is alot!

Voice#2: Yeah! He is like the retard Houdini of wrestling! No, he is like the totally aborted fetus Cage kid whos parents were Retard Houdini and Darth Vader's barber!

Voice#1: yeah! I heard Darth Vader's barber has like a totally nice job! Seeing as how Darth Vader has no hair! It is totally easy to be a barber and not cut hair!

Voice#2: Yeah! Almost as easy as our job of totally taking Joker out for good and beating him up real bad and stuff! It's just too bad we have to stay down here to hide from the mobs of fans who want to touch our nuts!

Voice#1: They also want to touch our bolts and knobs! You know we are supposed to keep our identity secret and stuff! But the fans will not have to worry, I have installed a brand new roll of paper in my head in which to like totally print everyone a nice autograph with!

Voice#2: Cool! I hope you had room to put that special treat for all the fans to eat in there too!

Voice#1: I totally did! We are totally ready to go! Joker is going to rue the day he even made mention of our boss's name! He has like totally brought this most vicious of beatings down upon himself! Let's train some more, and get ready for the big match!

(The cameraman begins slowly backing up the stairs as loud clanking ensues, and the lighted eyes rapidly begin moving up and down as if follwing a large body doing jumping jacks...)

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