PROMO 1(PARTS 1-2-3) -- The UWF is Back!

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Date Posted: 14:24:47 08/05/02 Mon
Author: BIG D
Author Host/IP: cache-mtc-ah04.proxy.aol.com / 64.12.96.169
Subject: PROMO 1(PARTS 1-2-3)

PART 1
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scene opens
BIG D is walking threw the hall on the way to the parking lot when an interviewer comes up.

interviewer-hey BIG D.....

BIG D turns to see the interviewer and stops....

BIG D- what the hell do you want now!?!?

interviewer-w.. well the battle royal match is ready and we wanted to know if you were aware that you were in it..... if you are.. then we would like to hear your thoughts about it.

BIG D- well...... did BIG D know he was a contender in the match??? well jackass BIG D will tell you something...... of course he knows that he is in the damn match!!!! didn't you hear everybody is in it!!! BIG D just hopes you are because BIG D wants to give you the beating of a lifetime!!!

interviewer- can you just answer thw question???

BIG D looks at the interviewer as if he was angry.

BIG D- you really want BIG D to kick your ass don't you??? BIG D will be happy to do that.... BIG D will beat you down to the point you will wish you were killed!!! but BIG D will show some mercy for this ONE..... AND BIG D MEANS ONE TIME ONLY!!!! so get your ass out of here before BIG D hurts you. BIG D will count to ten and if you aren't out of his site by then..... pain will be inflicted!!! but there will be a BIG catch.......

BIG D grins as the interviewer looks like he had seen a ghost.

BIG D- BIG D's catch is..... he will start at ten.

BIG D kicks the interviewer in the gut before picking him up and doing a BIG D-DT!!!!

BIG D- let this be a warning..... never trust BIG D!!!

BIG D grabs the mic from the down interviewer and turns twords the camara......

BIG D- BIG D is aware of the BATTLE ROYAL MATCH comeing up and is DAMN WELL aware that he is in it!!! BIG D is one of the best here... if not THE best..... and BIG D will not stop at anything to beat this BATTLE ROYAL!!!! BIG D will have his music hit...... he will walks down the ramp...... taunt for the crowd...... get in the ring..... wait for the competiters....... talk some trash....... kick some ass........ cause hell....... shed blood....... kick some more ass....... cause some more hell..... shed some more blood...... and do that all over again!!!! BIG D is aware of his opponents...... BIG D will have a huge match!!! he knows he will be seeing.... the SHADJOKER..... you know that clown wannabe guy........ he will see the MADMAN....... the guy who thinks he is a mad scientist...... the wilddog...... the guy who barks alot and who must be from FRANCE....... BIG D will see ADAM FLASH!!!!

the inteviewer starts crawling slowly when BIG D turns to see him.

BIG D- hey you two faced jackass!!! where in the hell fo you think you are going??? did BIG D tell you to leave???

BIG D grabs the interviewer by the shirt and tells the camara man to get a shot at him. the camara turns to see him all loodied in the faced from the BIG D-DT into the concreat. BIG D makes the camara come back to him.

BIG D- BIG D will make sure everybody looks like that when he is done raising hell!!! BIG D is not going to take prisoners.... he will not..... AND LET BIG D REPEAT.... WILL NOT SHOW ANY MERCY!!!!! BIG D will walks down the ramp.... have his barbed wired steel baseball bat at hand....... hit a few people with it..... hit a few othjers with a BIG D-DT...... hit a few SHOOTING STAR PRESSes...... kick some ass...... make people suffer...... eliminate them...... repeat this prcess over and over and over again!!!! and when it is all said and done there will be one man standing and his name will be BIG D!!! why???? BIG D will tell you..... BECAUSE THERE IS NO BIGGER NAME THEN BIG D!!!!!!!!!

BIG D drops the mic and picks uo the interviewer just to shove him into a wall head first. BIG D then drags him out into the parking lot and bashes his head threw a window. BIG D goes to his truck to take out a barbed wired steel baseball bat!!! BIG D then walks back over to the bloodied up interviewer and hits him with the bat. BIG D continues to hit him until secerity can hold him back and EMTs get out there to help the interviewer. BIG D laughs and walks to his truct. BIG D gets in and drives off. EMTs are helping the guy and load him onto a stretcher. they put him in an ambulance and drive off.

SCENE FADES

SCENE OPENS to see the ambulance stuck in traffic at a stop light and when it turns green the ambulance progress to the hospital. on the way a truck comes out infront of them causing them to stop. the truck door opens and BIG D steps out!!! BIG D has his barbed wired steel bat at hand and bashes the windows and gets the perametics out. BIG D then steps into the ambulance the camara gets closer to the ambulance before going in. it shows BIG D hitting the interviewer from before with the bat over and over again!!! BIG D then grabs the interviewer and takes him to the front of the ambulance and throws him threw the winshield!!! sirens start sounding and police show up. the handcuff BIG D and get more perametics on the hurt interviewer. the polive get BIG D in the police car and drive him to jail and the other parametics get a new ambulance down there. they get the interviewer on the ambulance and drive to the hospital.

SCENE FADES

PART 2
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SCENE OPENS at the UWF arena 2 days later. all of a suddan "MY WAY" by LIMP BIZKET hits the PA system and BIG D walks out!!!

BIG D has a mean look on his face and goes down to ringside and grabs a mic!!! BIG D slides in the ring and taunts for the crowd. BIG D stops taunting and begins to speak.

BIG D- BIG D bets he knows what all of you jackasses are thinking!!! he bets you are thinking..... how did ou get out of jail BIG D????? well BIG D will say this...... IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW HE GOT OUT!!! the only thing that matters is the damage that will be done in the BATTLE RAOYAL MATCH!!!! "why?" you may ask well BIG D will tell you all why...... because he is that damn bad!!!! BIG D is a BADASS from hell!!! BIG D is going to make sure he wins his match because he will go on to become UWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! BIG D is not going to be steped on!!! BIG D is serius and will do alot of damage in the ring!!!! he will brake people in half if he needs to!!! BIG D will become CHAMPION..... he will make damn sure of it!!! BIG D has went threw hell fourty of fifty times now and he hasn't been respected by anybody yet!!!! BIG D is demanding respect from everybody!!!! if nobody gives BIG D respect...... he will BEAT it out of them!!! BIG D has been disrespected long enough!!! that jackass interviewer from a couple days ago.... he disrespected BIG D...... so BIG D BEAT some respect out of him!!! and BIG D made sure a camara was watching it happen so all of you could see how ruthless BIG D truly is!!! so what BIG D will do is remind you by roleing that footage again!!! role it!!!

the titantron turns on to show a frozen image of the interveiwer on the ground bloodied up. the image then starts moving as the video goes and shows BIG D beating up the interviewer:
BIG D drags the interviewer out into the parking lot and bashes his head threw a window. BIG D goes to his truck to take out a barbed wired steel baseball bat!!! BIG D then walks back over to the bloodied up interviewer and hits him with the bat. BIG D continues to hit him until secerity can hold him back and EMTs get out there to help the interviewer.
titantron video stops.

BIG D- if you think BIG D wasn't sinister enough there then look at this!!! this is the same ambulance that they loaded the jackass interviewer on.

a video starts playing from the same night:
as the ambulance is on it's way to the hospital a truck comes out infront of them causing them to stop. the truck door opens and BIG D steps out!!! BIG D has his barbed wired steel bat at hand and bashes the windows and gets the perametics out. BIG D then steps into the ambulance the camara gets closer to the ambulance before going in. it shows BIG D hitting the interviewer from before with the bat over and over again!!! BIG D then grabs the interviewer and takes him to the front of the ambulance and throws him threw the winshield!!!
titantron video stops.

BIG D- see? BIG D is ruthless.... he didn't finish the job in the parking lot so he went and publically finished the job in the streets!!! BIG D was arested.... but where is he now??? so keep in mind all of you competiters...... BIG D will go into that BATTLE ROYAL MATCH........ come out the UWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE's NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!!!! then BIG D will go on to go one on one with the champion!!! and that is all BIG D has to say right now!!!!!

BIG D drops the mic. BIG D then starts taunting for the crowd and listens to their boos. BIG D then gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp. BIG D does one more taunt for the crowd but they keep booing him. BIG D finally goes backstage.

COMERCIAL BREAK

SCENE OPENS to show BIG D heading for his locker room when MADMAN and his two watchers walk up.

MADMAN- you better watch your back in the BATTLE ROYAL because i have my sights set on being the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER for the UWF TITLE.

BIG D- NO NO NO!!! you better watch your back because BIG D will get in there and kick your ass..... BIG D knows you are nothing without those bodygaurds of yours!!!

MADMAN- trust me BIG D, i can beat you down without these guys. being NUMBER ONE CONTENDER is something only a MADMAN can do!!!

BIG D and MADMAN stare into each other's eyes like they are about to explode into a fight. BIG D then turns his head and walks off.

SCENE FADES

PART 3
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NEXT NIGHT
SCENE OPENS to show the UWF arena and and fans in the stands cheering wait for somebody to come out. all of a suddan, "UNREAL" by SOIL hits the PA system as the crowd start booing!!! but BIG D comes out dressed like a fat scientist!!! he has a fracinstine mask on and some green gloves that look like claws!!! BIG D walks down the ramp to get a mic. BIG D then slides into the ring.

announcer 1- who the hell does BIG D think he is impersonating the MADMAN!?!?

announcer 2- he must be MAD D!!!

BIG D(MADMAN)- HELLO!!! i am FATMAN and i am in the BATTLE ROYAL MATCH coming up!!! what a pitty though..... i am just not a good enough wrestler to win that match!!! i am to fat. i could barely walk down that ramp!!! so i got MAD!!!i got so mad!!! i mean.... look at my damn face!!! it looks scary!!! i was friend with barny the purple dinasour and kids were more afraid of me then him!!! i tried to show i was a kind man... but they wouldn't listen.... so i got very MAD!!!!!! that is why some of you got confused with my name and called me MADMAN instead of FATMAN!!! so i am here to ask all of the competiters to go easy on me in the BATTLE ROYAL because i am so fat it is hard for me to stand up!!!! before i go i want to introduce to you my watchers...... i never told you their names before so i will bring them out here so i can tell you their names. come on out guys!!!

"UNREAL" by SOIL plays again and two little dworfs come out!!! they taunt for the crowd(who start laughing a little) and walk down the ramp and get into the ring.

BIG D(FATMAN)- ok here they are..... this little guy here(points to the first one) is MINIME!!! i hired him from an AUSTIN POWERS movie!!! and this guy here(points to the other guy) is SMALL LITTLE JACKASS FROM DOWN DA STREET!!! these are my body gaurds... they keep all of the people away from me because i am to fat and to weak to protect myself!!! they won't be in the BATTLE ROYAL so i won't be able to keep me safe!!! so i will ask once again..... please go easy on my because i don't wanna get hurt!!!

BIG D drops the mic and taunts for the crowd. BIG D goes over the top rope and falls to the ground. he gets up and starts walk up the ramp then falls down again!!! he taunts for the crowd and walks backstage after falling a 3rd time!!!! the fans laugh like hell as the SCENE FADES.

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