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Date Posted: 03:44:57 08/06/02 Tue
Author: Pantera
Author Host/IP: cache570.picknowl.com.au / 203.24.77.214
Subject: The next UWF Champion speaks

The scene fades in on a simple enough object. It's a whiteboard, the sort that you see all the time in boardrooms across America, and it's marked with the names of all the competitors for the Battle Royal to determine the Number One contender for the UWF Undisputed Title. The camera pulls back, and we can see Pantera (dressed in what looks to be a business suit, complete with her long hair pulled up into a high ponytail and sporting hornrim glasses) armed with a metal pointer and a marking pen. She turns and spies the camera.

Pantera: Good, I'm glad you're here. I'm about to show everyone in the UWF why I will be the next UWF Champion and none of these no good layabouts will be. I mean...look at some of the names on this list. Outlaw? Wild Dog? Casanova? This is a wrestling federation, not some kind of ex-prisoner refuge. And I'm sure, even though I've only seen them on television, that they're not the sort of person, that you, the fans, want to see as your UWF Champion. Honestly.....you have someone who seems to be a mental patient as the champion now! If Mr. Denslow wasn't being distracted by musclemen so often, he'd realise that there are OTHER people more suited for the job.

She saunters over to the board and proceeds to mark lines through all of the names on the board until hers is the only one left. A couple of sharp raps with the pointer land squarely on her name.

Pantera: This is the only name people should be worrying about come 'Internal Bleeding'.

She shudders and is clearly put off by any visual imagery the name engenders.

Pantera: Now if there was proper organisation here in the UWF...and that's not an insult to Mister Denslow....I just think he needs proper advisors like my manager, James Sinclair....my match against Wild Dog wouldn't have fallen into the debacle it did and you would've seen my skills clearly and decisively at work. But it now appears I'll have to prove my superiority to everyone at this Battle Royale. That's the proper name for it, you know. Now Mister Denslow....I'd be happy to come to your office and discuss the draw for this event, to ensure fairness and equality for all the competitors.

She approaches the camera and it's evident that although she might be wearing a suit, she's not wearing a lot underneath it. A generous amount of cleavage can be seen between the jacket lapels and her form is clearly visible under the suit. She saunters back again and goes on with her patently obvious ploy.

Pantera: I don't want to disadvantage the rest of the field by going out there first and having to be an obvious target....and I certainly don't want to be the last and have it seem that UWF is protecting my talent. But I do think there should be some safeguards for we performers. Anyway....I do believe you have my cellphone number...or you should soon, Mister Denslow. I hope to hear from you soon. Now you....shoo.

She waves her pointer at the camera and it backs off as it fades to black.....

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