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Date Posted: 16:55:36 08/09/02 Fri
Author: Madman
Author Host/IP: spider-loh-ta081.proxy.aol.com / 195.93.32.186
Subject: Question time

(sorry its a short, but i didn't have time to do a long second r/p)





Madman is sat in a padded room, all of a sudden one of his watchers comes and opens the door, they tell him he has to come and have an interview with the boss of the asylum, he is also told that this will test his sanity, Madman gladly agrees and straight jacket and all gets up form his rocking and walks to the watcher, the watcher grabs his straigt jacket and walks along side Madman, They enter a room.

The room is white and has mirrors all the way around the room, these have camaras behind them. In the middle of the room there is a desk, with 2 men and 1 woman sat behind it, They get up and tell Madman to sit down, He does this. The watcher keep hold of him the whole time,

Man. no1: Hi my name is John, I will be doing the quick test on you which consists of 5 questions, these here are my partnes and they will be adding up your scores to see how well you did. The gentleman on the left Is James and the lady in the centre is Anne. So if your ready and able to get started Lets. But before I start is there any questions that you would like to ask me about this test.
MADMAN: No, everything is OK, just get the god damn test over with and let me go back to my room, I need to prepare for my match.

OK then now I want you to answer a) b) or c) If your quite ready then lets get started with question number one.


1) You are challenged by a fellow inmate to a fight, You know if you fight you will get into deep trouble but he carries on moaning at you t fight him, Do you
a) Walk away
b) Tell someone in charge or
c) Do you fight him

MADMAN: I fight, not only do I fight though I hurt this man, I make him bleed, and I make him suffer a hell of a lot of pain, Just like what will happen tomorrow when I hurt a lot of people to reach my goal ofone day becoming champion

OK then, honest answer, now onto question number 2

A watcher/helper says you cant have your 30 minute free time where you can have the straight jacket off, What do you do to him, Do you

a) Say ok cool, I respect your decsion I will see you tomorrow, have a nice night
b) OK but im not best pleased
c) You ass hole you have to let me out you god damn bastard, i will rip you limp by limp.

MADMAN: Another easy one, C, I would tell that son of a bitch where to go and where to shuff his free time, Nobody takes my privilages away, you just it is my privilage, my destiny to become champion, And it will start this week, when i elinimate 20 other guys over the top rope. I dont care if i come in 1st or 21st, i will suceed .

OK this is getting nowhere oyu seem to have a anger inside you that makes it impossible for you to get along with other people, I think we will be cutting this interview short sorry, but before you go let me ask you one last little question

If you could pick from any of these what would you pick

a) freedom
b) money
c) uwf gold
d) destruction of everyone

MADMAN: Now its getting tricky, but i bleed the gold, and once i have it, theother 3 will fall into place, once I have that gold everyone will finally realize that the Madness is indeed spreading, and it will spread unti everyone has got it. Its like a cancer, it runs deep through the blood of teh UWF, and it spreads through th eUWF. You all need to stop and remember the name MADMAN, because very very soon, you will hear that name, and everyone will go quiet, because it will strike fear into the hearts of everyone. I am fear, i am the madness, i am the greatness.

He leaves the room with the watcher and another guy walks in, Madman goes back to his padded room and slowly starts swaying again, The watcher bangs on the door and yells inside.

watcher: Kid you know what you said in there, about free time and you telling me where to shove my free time, You haven't got the bollocks.
MADMAN: Well why dont you be a man come in here and ty me you stupid punk ass bitch, taje the straight jacket off me and lets just have a fight, because I need to train for tomorrow, and my victory as I go on to become champion of champions.

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