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Date Posted: 15:08:22 08/13/02 Tue
Author: Big Joe Spinello
Author Host/IP: spider-ti023.proxy.aol.com / 152.163.194.183
Subject: How Ya Doin'

-The Goddfather’s music hits (The Movie) and out comes Big Joe!-

Big Joe: Hey all you people out there. How you doin’!

-Big Joe pulls out a Bud-Weiser and starts drinking.-

Big Joe: Well if you don’t know who I am, I am Big Joe. I was raised as a member of the mafia. I grew up in New Jersey where I fought in many Mafia Gang Bangs. I won them all until there was no Gangster’s left. That’s why I am the “True Gangster”! So as I was saying there where no mobsters left so I got bored. I would just sit at home plaing Grand Theft Auto 3, wishing my neighborhood was that much fun! But, it was not meant to be! So I was walking threw the streets, when I saw a newspaper stand. I just bought a paper to see if the Yankees had beaten the Indians the day before. So I gave the guy a nickel, which I thought was a quarter. Anyway yadi yadi yada, the guys got madd that I didn’t pay him a quarter but I gave him a nickel. To make a long story short, I ended up killing him. So I was reading threw the paper and it said join the UWF and at first I was like “Fuggehdaboutit”! I had no interest in joining professional wrestling, but then I realized I have no-body to beat up anymore, so I said what the hell.

It was the day before the competition and I ate three bowls of lasangna and went to sleep. The next day I was trying out for the UWF. It was between me and this chump. The judges chose the other guys because my attitude needed improvement. Well on his way out of the arena I accidently jumped him with my wooden bat. The guys could no longer wrestle or walk so I won due to me being runner-up.

So I just pulled up and looked at the matches and realized I have a match against the Un-known. OOOO I am so scared! He is unknown, nobody know who he is! Well Unknown, what is known is that I will hit the Gang Bang on you and I will beat you 1-2-3! Know I heard Unknown say he would beat me “Fugghedaboutit”! He says he will destroy me “Fugghedaboutit”! Well I say when our match is over, the next day the Unknown where-about’s will be Un-known, because after I hit the Gang Bang, I am going to beat him up with my bat, and toss him into a lake.

And he better remember my name. ‘Big Joe!” And he will recognize the family! My Mafia. Which is me, myself, and I! And we are the strongest mafia there is! So before I leave, I just want to say…………Fugghedaboutit!

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