<font color="orange"> Status Unknown -- The UWF is Back!

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 18:49:18 08/17/02 Sat
Author: The Unknown
Author Host/IP: AC9B1D83.ipt.aol.com / 172.155.29.131
Subject: Status Unknown

(The TitanTron lights up The Unknown somewhere in an office area with his mask on. He smiles at the crowd who appears to be puzzled still at who this unknown, Unknown is. The Unknown waits for the crowd to settle before he begins to speak.)

The Unknown: FINALLY! THE RO...wait a minute whoops, wrong line.

(The crowd is kind of unimpressed at his lame attempt at humor.)

The Unknown: Now you know the only thing that is more unknown than my identity is Big Joe's balls. See where ever they are, in a distant land or somewhat, it is unknown. Also his status is unknown, the rock which he crawled out under from is unknown, if he realy is a man or not to face me is unknown...

(The crowd gives a mixed reaction with some boos and cheers. The Unknown waits once again for the crowd to settle.)

The Unknown: Big Joe, where ever you are, just don't be too punked out to face me when the time comes to do battle with the Unknown. Come face me, man to boy. Or whatever it is that you are, you're true being is also an unknown but what does it matter. The only thing that will be known is that when the time comes to jump in the ring, I will rip you into shreds, you won't last a minute with me boy, well maybe you will, we never know. You know I'm gonna be gentle on you...for the first ten seconds and then I'm gonna whoop you ass, get your wig split, and all other nessesities needed to be unto you. See you tommorow..CHUMP..

(The TitanTron dissolves back to its previous state with the UWF logo on it.)

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]