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Subject: Re: booyah!


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Date Posted: 06:37:18 06/25/02 Tue
In reply to: Dave 's message, "Re: booyah!" on 02:47:20 06/25/02 Tue

Yes - we are a Fun/History lesson in all that we do. Today is a day that will live in funfamy. Historical brotherfriends are on the job.
The trail of laughs - that will be next week when we lead an eager crowd ofnative americans on their knees, laughing. "You kill 'em us all with your funny-pox! Chief big-frown no stop laugh! No defense against Historical brother-friends! Chief big-frown make you chief!"
It will be awesome.
I will be adding to the script today, when the time is right. You'll be sleeping, probably. Dreaming of history.



>I was thinking today that when we become historical
>and super-famous, since Rachel Weiz will then be doing
>our bidding we should give her to Mr. Russert from
>Blue Springs High School for somewhat inadvertantly
>altering the course of history in our favor by telling
>me about you and I don't remember if he did vicey
>versey with telling you about me.
>
>Mrs. Brock's computer should get a treat too as it
>kept randomly sticking us in desks that were side by
>side. Maybe we could give Mrs. Brock's computer to
>Mr. Russert also since then it will be spending time
>with the lovely Rachel Weiz.
>
>And we should also see if we could give Mark Wise a
>boner by showing him a picture of Stalin on a crucifix.
>
>Dave
>
>
>>BROTHER-
>>This forum fun will be thrice the fun of any forum fun
>>from our past. Can you believe it? Two brothers of
>>humble beginnings soon to become so historical. The
>>world has never seen the like of our brotherly fun and
>>games. No mound of sugar is big enough to match the
>>sweetness of our fun. FUN FUN FUN 4 US!!
>>I want to write everyday. It will be tricky, as I am
>>very exposed at work. I have a plan though. During
>>my next lunch break I will clog the toilet with a
>>massive shit. I'll perch on the bowl - one foot on
>>either side of the rim of the bowl. I'll flush the
>>toilet, the clog causing the water to come to the very
>>top of the bowl. I will dangle my nutbag into the
>>water as it swirls. The sight of this will surely
>>trick my superiors into thinking that I'm Cher. When
>>they ask for my autograph I'll pull my ballsac from
>>the water. They'll ask "Matt? WHere'd Cher go?"
>>"That WAY! Hurry! Catch Her! She's running away!" I
>>scream. They run after Cher, who at this point has
>>actually shown up and is, in fact, running in the
>>direction I pointed. They run after her. She neighs
>>like a horse as she combs her ball-hair. Autograph
>>time. And fun-time (for me.) i write some fun for
>>us. Too sweet to digest.
>>We put diabetics in a coma when we get together. Fuck
>>them.
>>
>>>Hey Matt- so yeah this is forum fun once again. I
>>>figure if we start on this maybe something will click
>>>in our heads or something stupid you know like that.
>>>
>>>I suppose there's no pressure for how often we write,
>>>but I am thinking at least once every three days.
>>>
>>>Fun lies in our future. In the future we are already
>>>having fun on our yacht.
>>>
>>>Dave

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