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Date Posted: 22:33:05 11/19/00 Sun
Author: Johnny Viscous w/ 69
Subject: I am starting to feel it again.. Watch out boys!! Legion Titles are staying with me and Jimmy!!




*** A black Sebring convertable pulls up to a building with a "Viscous Health Center" sign that meets the customer as they look at the building.. The car is shut off and the top is being put up.. The top is put into place as the door opens up and Johnny Viscous steps out.. He has his hair back in a pony-tail and black sun-glasses on.. He has a black leather jacket on and blue jeans with black boots.. He slowly shuts his door as you can see 69 getting out of the other side of the car.. She has two belts in her hands as she stands up... She has a red short dress on as she puts the belts on the top of the car to fix her dress... Johnny walks around to the other side of the car and gives 69 a kiss on the cheek as he takes his belts off the top of the car.. He fixes the belts to fit nicely into his hands as 69 walks away as Johnny shuts the door and starts to walk away.. He suddenly stops and looks back... He looks straight at the cameraman who is starting to walk closer to him.. Johnny scratches his head and looks at 69.. He smiles and looks back at the camera before handing the belts to 69 to hold.. He looks back at 69 and moves closer and whispers something into her ear.. She starts to smile as she turns around and walks towards the door of the gym.. Johnny watches as she walks away and in through the door with his two title belts.. He then turns around and looks at the camers ***

Viscous - God DAMN!!! She does have the NICEST F*CKING ASS, I have ever seen.. I could watch that thing bounce and jiggle and turn and move and OH MY GOD DUDE TURN ME LOOSE!!! What do you think of her ass??

Cameraman - I KNEW IT!! You TWO ARE together!! Why do you lie to me? Just because I am a lowly cameraman does not mean you have to make me feel stupid and you do not have to embaress me in front of the whole world because you have to be a smart ass..

Viscous - FIRST OF ALL A$$HOLE... IF I EVER hear you raise your voice to me again, your a$$ will be laying flat on the ground you see underneth you... Got it? I told you me and 69 are just really good friends NOTHING ELSE!!! GOT IT!!

Cameraman - Yes Sir... Mr... Viscous... I am sorry Sir!! Please forgive me for being so damn retarded.. I hear something and I jump to conclusions.

Viscous - Yeah Yeah Yeah... SHut the hell up... What do you want w/ me anyways.. I can not show off my Legion Title or even my Falconer Title so what do you want?? I know you like being my cameraman because I am the only damn person in this god for-saken federation with any talent what-so-ever.. So tell me what you want me to talk about and I will do my best to put out a better interview than The "Monkey Twins" we have to face on Wednesday!! Did you see that interview.. It was horrible.. The only one with any sort of sense was Tranza and he is still a f*cking idiot.. Saiki or whatever his name is has no idea how to speak proper english.. I had to stop the tape of what he was saying like fifty times because I could not understand a damn thing the guy was saying.. He needs to get an edjumacation before ever thinking that he is in me or Jimmy Jackson's league.. GOD THAT WAS GREAT!!! How could I hate that guy?? He is my best-friend.. How could I hate him?? You answer me!!

Cameraman - Because he continued to try to screw you over...

Viscous - What the hell are you talking about?? That is all apart of the Master Plan we call GENOCIDE!! Genocide is your Legion Champions and will be until I can not wrestle anymore... Jimmy Jackson.. Two guys from Chicago, Illinois... Yes Chicago.. Were I am orginally from.. I could not say I was from Chicago and actually have people believe that me and Jimmy were not making this master plan of getting back together.. GOD WE ARE SO F*CKING GREAT!!!

Cameraman - Yeah you really had us going.. I really thought you hated him and he hated you..

Viscous - Well see that is the problem.. A lowly piece of garbage like you would believe something like that.. Anyways, off that topic because I just got off your wife.. That was horrible.. I need to think of some better lines like, Hey your wife has a tighter p*ssy than people would think.. Whats wrong?? Do we need to take you to get one of those penis enlargers or something.. I would even pay for it.. I don't want your two-bagger of a wife calling me asking me to come over anymore because next time I am just going to have to say No..

Cameraman - YOU SON OF A...

Viscous - Excuse ME?? NO PENIS ENLARGER FOR YOU!! You ungrateful piece of trash.. Someone has to make sure your wife is satisfied and that is why I am here.. But anyways... Now onto whose Kenjiki... What kind of a name was that?? Was your mother high or on drugs when you came out of her wrinkly deformed ass.. Yes that is right we have heard about them Asian people.. Oh YES WE HAVE!! They did not form right so they can not perform like other normal human beings...

Cameraman - Why are you such an a$$hole??

Viscous - Cause I can be and who asked you to talk.. Thats what I f*cking thought.. Now Kenjiki, I am glad you guys have a great lawyer and I am glad that you can pay your way into title matches.. But the thing is you can not actually think that you can beat me and Jimmy Jackson.. The best god damn tag-team to ever come together the best fricken team to show up on this side of the earth.. Come on now.. You for some reason think that Wednesday you will be a Champion? NO.. Not a Masterbation Champion but a Legion Champion.. HA!! Let me tell you how funny that sounds.. Two fricken homos from the other side of the earth become the Gladiator-Wrestling Associations Legion Champions.. That is utterly ridiculous.. You guys have not even won a match yet but you still think that you will come out victorious.. You guys even lost to WOMEN!! HOW EMBARRASING!! I would have quit right after I lost to them... That is disgusting.. Tell me again why I have to face these two num-nuts?

Cameraman - Because they paid their way into the match..

Viscous - Oh right.. Since when did wrestling become a sport where everyone thought about paying to get title matches.. Is this what this sport is coming to? Maybe I should put it back into shape.. Knock the hell out of Speedy and Cracker on Wednesday and show wrestling that paying your way does not work when it comes to Genocide..

You bring up the NAWA.. The fed that Jimmy and I could not run because of disrespectful fagots who tried to skip out on interviews.. Characters who would come in and quit within the week because the talent we had was to damn good and the angles we set up did not fit everyone getting a title in one weeks time.. But we will get to that later.. You bring up Micheal DeVine.. Someone who I knew quite well and had many conversations with the homo... The reason he was so big was not because of me it was because Jimmy thought he was a good guy.. His interviews sucked and oh well he sucked as a wrestler but I could not tell him that because it would kill him..

You have another man named Sonny DeVine.. Maybe they are cousins or even brothers, I really do not care but he has in your words "flipped his lid".. You guys are going crazy beating up fans and other unathletic fools here in the GWA because you guys can not beat real wrestlers.. You losers have to take it out on everyone else because you guys know you suck but just can not tell yourselves to quit.. It would be so much easier.. You have to play with sledgehammers.. Your probably going to bring them to the ring Wednesday try to hit me and Jimmy with them but do not worry we are going to be ready..

Cameraman - What about their big plan?

Viscous - What to try and jack-off to a porno before coming out to the ring? I do not give two sh*ts about what kind of plan they are making up but they are so stupid that they knocked out the Champions and gave me and easy win over a now DEAD Skylar Thomas.. HAHA.. That is hilarious... I can not believe that son of a b*tch dies four days after I beat his a$$ by myself and capture the Legion Championship.. I knew that guy needed help but I did not want to say anything because he sucked and I really did not care about him.. But whatever.. Who cares about Skylar... Maybe he will say hi to my burnt to a crisp parents up there...

Funaki, Shamsheesi.. Whatever your god damn names are.. Wednesday is going to be a lot worse than losing to Women... You are losing to two guys who do not give a damn about anything else but beating guys brains in and keeping their records above five-hundred as much as possible.. Maybe you guys should listen to Tranza and stay home because you fools do not have one inch of a chance of even coming close to beating me or even Jimmy.. Your probably going to bring sledgehammers and people are going to interfer.. Bring it!! We have back-up.. We have the "REAL BIG SEXY"!! We have Bryan Walker waiting in the back for anyone to mess up.. Do not worry.. We have a plan in mind too.. Beating your silly a$$es and pinning both of you for the one, two, three.. Boys.. We will see you Wednesday.. I hope you come prepared to watch me and Jimmy walk back up the ramp Legion Champions...

*** Johnny slowly turns around and starts walking towards the building.. The scene slowly fades to black as another car go wizzing by the camera.. ***

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