Bring on the pain, Bring on the AGONY!!!! (revised) -- Gladiator Wrestling Alliance

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[ The following scene is not seen in usual techni-color video but in black and white film. It's grainy and gray, very much like the promos done by the nWo in the late 90's. It takes place in a smoky conference room with Shawn G. Bailey, Sonny Maivia DeVine, and The Somoan Mafia sitting around it with a fifth figure sitting with his back to the camera. ]

Mystery Man: Well, it is now official. Welcome to the family, gents. Welcome to The Brotherhood of Agony. It has been a long time coming but we like the way you guys have 'hammered' your way into the minds and the attention of the GWA. The goal of the BoA is ofcourse total domination of the world of wrestling. Again, welcome to the club.

Shawn G: You have made this a financially beneficial endeavour for the Institution...ahem...I mean..the former Institution of Pain. Now as members of the Brotherhood of Agony we are about to dish out much more agony in many more places. This is now going to be a new beginning with a very painful...or should I say...very agonizing ending for anyone that stands against us. And in Kansas City, we are going to bring in the pain and the agony. We are going to hurt alot of people and do alot of things to alot of people. Starting with...

Saiki: The Team of Doomsday and Doom...Heavy Artillery. At long last the chickens have come out of the coop. Still remembering what we did to you two jaboobies? And now you want revenge. Now you want to get your get back at the Somoan Mafia? Well, things are just a little different but the one thing that is the same is that we are still going to kick your stinking heads in. Heavy Artillery vs The Somoan Mafia..at long last it happens and in Kansas City.

Kenjiki: Doomsday and Doom or Armageddon or whatever you guys are calling yourselves..the deal is this. We are going to hurt you. We are going to hurt you pretty bad..very bad...we are going to leave you guys in agony.

Shawn G: And then there is the 'Psycho Superstar' Sonny Maivia DeVine. He meets Paladin and Dark Tiger in a three way.

Sonny Maivia DeVine: I hate menage tres. They are so messy....hahahahahaha! Paladin, do yourself a favor and stay out of this. just stay out of the way because the Dark Tiger and I have some unfinished business. Hey Tiger? Is your back doing better after I hit you with my hammer? How is your head? Dark Tiger, I am going to batter and hammer you until look like a ragged and rusty nail. You see, Dark Tiger, I live to destroy you. I live to hurt you. Dark Tiger, how does it feel to know that there is someone out there who can hurt you as bad as I can. You came to the GWA thinking that you were going to be the big deal..WRONG! I am going to bruise you and abuse you. I am going to smash and bash you and then, I am going to take my hammer and I am going to hammer your head until there is nothing left..ofcourse there isn't much there now. You see, werewolf boy...you may roll thick but I roll thicker and when it's all over you will be the sucker left laying in your own pool of blood... [ A glazed look crosses over DeVine's face. ]... thick, red, oxygen rich blood pulsating from every orfice of your body as it pours out onto the canvas and on the concrete. When I raise my hammer to smash your skull...ooooh what a rush it will be! Dark Tiger...I am going to hurt you far more than you have ever experienced. See you in Kansas City...hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Shawn G.: Wednesday Insurrection will see the dawning of a new group of your old favorite rulebreakers and bonecrushers...hahahahahaha!!! The Brotherhood has arrived!!!!