THE SOMOAN MAFIA

[ The scene opens in the parking lot of Cimino's Gym as a black Cadillac Escalade with tinted windows pulls into the parking lot next to the silver and black Corvette limousine. The doors open and out step the Somoan Mafia team of 'Big Smooth' Saiki Taphu and 'Big Cool' Kenjiki Samu. Both men wearing their customary leather jump suits and carrying the EWR tag team titles around their shoulders.The two big Somoans look around at their surroundings and shake their heads in disgust. The two mighty Somoans walk inside of the gym and are hit the stench of stale sweat, oppressive heat,the smell of sweat socks and the noisy grunts of young men lifting weights and sparring in the ring. As the Somoan's look around they see Sonny DeVine and Apocolypse in the wrestling ring with two young sparring partners. They watch as Sonny and Apocolypse completely destroy the young men in the ring. Saiki and Kenjiki shrug and walk towards the ring as Shawn G calls them over. ]

Shawn G: So what is going on with the EWR tag team champions?

Saiki Taphu: Man, the EWR is in total turmoil. There is front office fighting and wrestlers leaving all over the place...Hahahahahahaha! But as long as they are paying our salary we will be there whipping allllllllll them candy asses....hahahahahahaha!

Kenjiki Samu: So whatsup in the ring? The Boss and the Big Guy working out with those little jaboobies. Do they think they can handle Goliath and Torture working out with these punks?

Shawn G: Hey, we have been working out hard and no, these guys aren't Goliath and Torture but then again..they haven't stepped into the ring with DeVine and Apocolypse. I mean look at Apocolypse...he is a man who stands seven feet seven inches tall and weighs 400 solid pounds of muscle and mean mass. And the amazing thing about this man is that he is agile as a cat and strong as a dinosaur.

Saiki Taphu: Glad too hear that. And at Saturday Pinnacle Kenjiki and I face off with Cutter and Rayne. Cutter, who couldn't cut it as apart of the Brotherhood of Agony and now he and Rayne want to come after us. I mean...why keep jumping in front of the train after it hits you.

Shawn G: Yeah, Cutter and Rayne about to feel the agony of the Brotherhood. But are you two ready?

Kenjiki Samu: Oh hell yeah. A lot of agony. At Avalanche we had to work a replacement tag team and we ate them up. Now, it's time to deal with Cutter and Rayne. Somewhere in Cutter's brain he thinks he is done with the Brotherhood, well we ain't done with Cutter and his little friend Rayne is gonna feel the wrath and the pain as well.

Shawn G: Saturday Pinnacle will be another night for The BoA and with the addition of Apocolypse...we are ready to rumble in the GWA. Right now the opportunities are boundless. The GWA Legion tag titles and the vacant Gladiator title...there is so much we have to do and we will get it done and in the name of the Brotherhood of Agony.

Saiki Taphu: Hey, get those job boys out of the ring and give DeVine and Apocolypse a rest. Kenjiki and I wanna warm up a bit. Might as well get ready for the match up with Cutter and Rayne. We are going to make them boys bleed all night long.

[ As Sonny DeVine and Apocolypse finish up with the two sparring partners, they leave the ring as Saiki and Kenjiki remove their belts, which they had to Bailey and as they climb into the ring the scene fades. ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]