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Elijah's publicist
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Date Posted: 18:44:16 02/16/03 Sun
"We" who think Elijah is gay don't mean it as an insult to gays. Hell, its a way of life for them, and i'm totally cool with that if that's the way they want to be. "We" are simply stating a fact, scientifically proven, ELIJAH WOOD IS GAY!!! I don't know how else to spell it out for you people but, i think its time for you all to face the music, your disfigured, midget of a "hottie" is more hot with men then with women! Heck he's just fooling you all with his "girl friend!" Note the word FRIEND,as in paid friend. Have you seen any pictures of the monkey man? They're proof enough! I mean for heaven's sake what kinda "man" wears a fishnet shirt? and tight pleather pants...everyday, over and over and over, and enjoys it. Come on people, for those of you who admire him for his "acting skills" GOOD FOR YOU, its healthy to have an idol. HOWEVER, for those of you who admire his "sex-appeal" it just ain't right! And good luck to those of you who think you have a shot at marrying him or something, because, unless you are a man you are not going to get in his pants any time soon, why would you want to ? there's nothing there. Trust me, your little ugly monkey boy, is not for ogling! trust me ladies you have no chance of converting Mr. midget back to the straight side. But try all you want, it will ammuse me IMMENSELY!
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