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Author: Jimmy |
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Date Posted: 18:38:53 08/17/08 Sun Author Host/IP: NoHost/68.43.70.233 Perhaps it wasn't fair to watch these two directly following an immersion into "The Dark Knight". But hey, I just discovered the magic of watching free movies on the Internet. At any rate, they both suck. DICK. Iron Man is actually not bad. Downey carries it and his chemistry with Paltrow is perfect. It's so much hotter to not fuck. But what's the point of it? Compared to Batman, Iron Man offers nothing. It's an exercise in the same old shit we've already seen. Unless you're fanboy, you're going to be disappointed. Having said that, the ending ROCKS. The ending into the credits. I don't care if Sam Jackson shows up after the credits to announce he's Nick Fury or some shit. Who the fuck is that? Exactly. Go to YouTube and watch the cellphone bootleg. The crowd erupts. Fucking losers. Indiana Jones is terrible. I've already seen Goonies. I feel sorry for Harrison Ford. He's lost it...and he knows it. His Indy was always so detached. Here Ford plays him like a man grateful to finally be in a hit. The action scene through the jungle was entertaining and recaptured the fun of the originals but plot lacked the layers of the originals that sucked you in and had you grasping at Indy's thoughts as he figured things out just before you. Here, I could care less. It's so garbled that Spielberg was correct in having John Heard's (I didn't recognize him til the very end) muddled mind lead the way. Did they even care what they were doing with this or were just to be so thankful Indy was back? My favorite is The Last Crusade. I'd rather see my heritage illuminated. Close second was Raiders. Distant third was Temple of Doom. Crystal Skull comes in tenth place. And I never even saw those young Indiana Jones with Sean Patrick Murphy O'Brien Buchanan Fitzgerald Flanagan. But I'm sure a few of them we're more watchable than this. Fuck, I gotta catch a plane in three hours and I haven't slept. Out of Adderall. Florida in August. I'm going to a miserable fucking person. "Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you...stranger." [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |