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Date Posted: 12:24:57 06/28/09 Sun Author Host/IP: c-68-43-38-236.hsd1.mi.comcast.net/68.43.38.236 In reply to: Jimmy 's message, "Socialism" on 05:00:24 12/03/08 Wed Here's the text from the dinner scene I posted...LAST FALL!!! >- Yeah, that'd be great. >- Wait here. I must ask my mom. > > >Guys, guys.! >My ball.! My ball.! > > >[Girl's Voice] Thy Will be done > >on earth as it is in heaven. > > >Give us this day our daily bread >and forgive us our trespasses... > > >as We forgive those >Who trespass against us. > > >And lead us not into temptation >but deliver us from evil. > > >For thine is the kingdom, the power >and the glory. Forever and ever, Amen. > > >[All] >Amen. > > >Steven, how'd you end up >working as a doorman? > > >It is our immigration agreement. >We must work. > > >The building supervisor hired Steven >as a member of our congregation. > > > >- He was so skinny. >- Skeleton man from Africa. Skeleton man... > > >- What did We say about that? >- I don't Want to hear it again. >It'll be no Internet tonight. > > >Didn't know what a can opener was. >He opened cans with a big knife like at the camp. > > > >There aren't lions roaming here but there were >in Sudan, and the orphan boys got chased. > > >- And one time, a big alligator >bit his friend's head off. >- [Boy ] It Was a crocodile. > > >He wanted to know where all the meat >comes from since he didn't see any cows. > > >[Man] >Guys, that's enough.! > > >Albert, what brought you >to the philosophical club? > > >[Albert] You mean >the existential detectives? > > >- Sounds like a support group. >- Why can't he use a church? > > >Sometimes people >have additional questions to be ansWered. > > >- Like what? >- Well, um, for instance... > > >If the forms of this world die, >which is more real... > > >the me that dies >or the me that's infinite? > > >Can I trust my habitual mind or do I need >to learn to look beneath those things? > > >Sounds like We got >a philosopher. > > > >We don't have to ask those kinds >of questions, do We, Mom? > > >- O, honey. >- What happened to the cat, Albert? > > >H-How'd you know >about my cat? > > >- The cat was killed by curiosity. >- Right. That cat. > > >- What do you do? >- I'm the director of the Open Spaces Coalition. > > >- We fight suburban sprawl. >- What's suburban sprawl? > > > >Ask Steven. He could have used a little >suburban sprawl in Sudan. > > >Excuse me, dad? > > >Industry, houses, jobs, >restaurants, medicine... > > >You can preserve a lot of open spaces >and have jobs for people with... > > >- I beg your pardon, Albert. I wasn't finished. >- Sorry, sir. > > >Clothes, videos, toys, cheeseburgers, cars, > >a functioning economy. > > >You can still have a functioning economy and >preserve open spaces With a little planning. > > >- Yeah. >- Socialism. Complete disaster. > > >- Theodore Roosevelt was a socialist? And Yeats? >- Theodore Roosevelt... > > >Henry david Thoreau, Robinson Jeffers, >the ational Geographic Society, all socialists? > > > >- You're talking about socialism. >- O, I'm not. I'm talking about... > > >not covering every square inch >with houses and strip malls... > > >until you can't remember what happens >when you stand in a meadow at dusk. > > >- What happens in the meadow at dusk? >- Everything. > > >- Othing! >- Everything! > > >- It's beautiful. >- It's beautiful. > > >I Work for an electrical >engineering firm, son. > > >We do a lot of commercial >and residential contracts. > > >If development stops, >so does my paycheck. > > >Then Steven couldn't be here as our guest, >could he? So your ideas hurt Steven. > > >I'm not hurting Steven. >That's an outrageous accusation. > > >- Don't use that tone of voice in my house. >- I think you started that tone. > > >And I think it's entirely possible for your >engineering firm to have jobs for people... > > >preserve open spaces, >have contracts, do the... > > > >[Boy Laughs] >Whoa. > > >[Boy Laughs] >Whoa. > > >- What's he doing? > >- Why's he closing his eyes? > > >[Whispering] >Cricket, I don't know. > > >- Do you have a job, Tom? >- I'm a firefighter. > > >Oh, God bless you. A hero. > > > >I'm not a hero. We'd all be heroes if we >quit using petroleum though. > > >- Excuse me? >- Say you're Christians living >byJesus' principles. Are you? > > >Jesus is never mad at us if We >live With him in our hearts. > > >I hate to break it to you, but he is. >He most definitely is. > > >All right. That's enough. Steven, I don't know >what this is about. Why they're here... > > >- Sorry, Mom. Sorry, dad. I did not know. >- Stevo, I'm so disappointed. > > > >It's all right. >Look, he's sad. He's sad. > > >I'm sorry, Stevo. >My bad. You didn't knoW. > > >- You should be ashamed of yourself. > >- I should be What? > > >- You should be ashamed of yourself. >- Why should I be ashamed? > > >- You're a hypocrite. >- I'm a What? > > >You're misleading these children. >'Cause you're the destroyer, man. > > >- How am I the destroyer? >- I saWthat S.U. V. Out there. > > >My car's the destroyer? You wanna know >how many miles per gallon I get? > > >Steven, I need to ask a question. >It's why I came here. > > >Why are autographs >so important to you? > > >It is a pastime with this family >which they have taught me. > > >- Which I can now carry on. >- [Woman] It's just for fun. > > >- [Game Beeping] > >- For entertainment. >No games at the table, please. > > >Yes. 260. And I've reached >the omega level. > > >[Tommy ] >Destroyer. Destroyer. Destroyer. > > >God gave us oil.! He gave it to us.! >HoWcan God's gift be bad? > > >He gave you a brain too >and you messed that up pretty good... > > >I want you sons of bitches >out of my house now. > > >If Hitler were alive, he'd tell you >not to think about oil. > > >You're the Hitler! We took a Sudanese >refugee into our home! > > >You did. But hoWdid > >Sudan happen, ma'am? > > >Could it possibly be related >to dictatorships... > > >that we support >for some stupid reason? > > >- You shut up! You get out. >- You shut up. Come on. Let's get out of here. > > >- Later, Steve. >- God bless you. > > >- Wow. >- What's going on in there? > > >- Crazy. >- I can't believe them. > > >- Hi, guys. >- Oh, Christ. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |