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Date Posted: 21:04:55 04/24/03 Thu
Author: Blue Devil
Subject: Iraq - I figured it out

A few weeks ago the pig Saddam Hussein shows up on the street, and the mob pumps its fists in the air in a maniacal, fanatical frenzy expressing their love for him. A few days later, we blow his pig ass to bits and roll into town, and the same mob pumps its fists in the air in a maniacal, fanatical frenzy expressing their hatred for him and love for us. Ergo, I must conclude that all these wacky people want to do is pump their fists in the air in a maniacal, fanatical frenzy. Don't matter a rats ass to them who it is.

In the Middle East, its all about who has the biggest gun. Ergo, we must be damn sure we have the biggest gun.

Anyways, here's the solution - We bring a shitload of them over here for use in sporting events. At every game, they could pump their fists in the air in a maniacal, fanatical frenzy, do the wave, etc. This way, they get to use all their constant energy for doing that in a postive fashion, and the sport franchise owners and ESPN would love the shot.

Now am I smart or what?

BD, who'd make a pretty good Secretary of State and a downright legendary Secretary of Defense.

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