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Date Posted: 10:02:05 05/28/03 Wed
Author: Kit Kat
Subject: Re: Well that's just $%^^$ dandy!
In reply to: Blue Devil 's message, "Well that's just $%^^$ dandy!" on 08:59:40 05/27/03 Tue

>Well you can tell your neighbors just to forget about
>the concerned person driving laps around your house
>yesterday looking for signs of life and leaving a
>trail of 600 pistaccio nut shells.
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That would be " Betty from Shamokin ", our own Gladys Kravitz.A widow with not much to do,she stations herself like a sentinel at her doors and windows all day,and gets imeasurable pleasure out of such exciting things as a resident pulling up,parking,exiting their vehicle and walking into their house.A stranger doing laps,well,that would be worthy of about fifty regular resident sightings !
The sad thing is,600 pistaccio nut shells wont even be noticed ! No siree, not at all, not with the six*thousand* peanut and walnut shells nuts I have liberally sprinkled through the whole complex.For Rocco and his friends.(I can hear the lawnmower guys cussing me right now, heh heh.)
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>AND, you can go to the Rutter's down the street and
>see if you can find my ATM receipt from that stupid
>machine on which I used my work card and need the
>missing receipt to voucher.
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I despise Rutters.But then I'm spoiled,from the WawWa's in Joisey.WaWa is the king of all convenience stores,and their subs ROCK.
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>AND, is there another ATM in the whole mother-freakin'
>world that gives out $200 all in $10 bills?
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I know, I was waiting in line behind you,and was late for work !:)
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>THAT IS, you can do this after you wait at the counter
>for 15 minutes while an old fart buys his sh!t-suckin'
>lottery tickets and cigarettes.
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Oh, you were in line behind me ! :0
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>THEN, you can go outside and puke at the sight of the
>Westgate pizza-like-substance-parlor and the fond
>memories it evokes.
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You should have listened to me-do *not* order Pizza in York.If I get desperate, I get Pizza Hut.And that is sad.
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>BD, who did not have a good experience in York
>yesterday.
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I'm sorry :( But I'm glad you came looking for me.It took long enough though.If I *were* dead,it would be way way too late to powder my face and make me look pretty for a viewing !As a matter of fact,you would have smelled me all the way down at the Rutters! Yuk.

KK,who had an awful lot happen at one time,including family health problems in Pittsburgh,and a last minute opening to do a surgical nursing/anesthesia lab in Chambersburg now rather then August.For my vet tech liscence.Oh,and then run to the beach and get the visiting relatives from Spokane settled in.(Rik, I'm going there to visit,either this July or next.Frankly in all the confusion, I'm not sure which ).I did this all with three squirrels in tow.I now am an official volunteer for the wildlife rehabilitator and am legally permitted to possess squirrels and other assorted wildlife.I already released them at the wildlife center.
This a very brief version of my extended absence.

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