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Date Posted: 13:21:55 08/04/02 Sun
Author: Carrie
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diet continues...

So, Matt and I had a hawaiian party last night....I made sure to have plenty of low carb foods on hand, with every intention of being a very well behaved dieter...

But then i decided i could have a drink or two, as long as i only drank for 60 minutes (as the Carbohydrate Addicts Diet by Dr. Heller and Dr. Heller allows).

Well, with all my good sense, i decided i would drink as much as possible in that one hour. (i was drinking blue hawaiians, a very tasty fruity mixture, at least, it was tasty last night).

As you can imagine...my one hour of drinking turned into 65 minutes...then 90 minutes. Then 2 hours. 2 hours of slugging 'em down as fast as i could.

Then, my body, in all its infinite wisdom, rebelled against the carbs i tried to poison it with, and i spent a good hour or so with my head pressed against the cool comfort that is the toilet seat (at this point i wasn't concerned with cleanliness, but as luck would have it, i had just cleaned and disinfected the toilet earlier that day, and no ass had sat upon it since).

Luckily, with the well timed purging, i woke up this morning to a 2 pound weight loss, instead of the gain i was anticiptaing.

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