Back in tha Saddle (game report 04/07/02) -- we all break horses

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Date Posted: 23:36:32 07/14/02 Sun
Author: Majestic Bootay
Subject: Back in tha Saddle (game report 04/07/02)

Majestic Bootay reporting live from loftus Rec centre in the mysterious abscence of Kermit (the) Frog.

Late breaking news comes to hand that the Horse rides again!

After a 4 week hiatus due to poor turnout of shit scared opposition, games are once again under way in the finest of style.

The 4th of July(very apt in this reporters glassy eyes) saw the Independent Horse out of the stable and galantly posting up to The Flying Zuchinni's.

It was a long and hard fought battle in which the equine attack force was successful early in the piece to go 1-0 from the Hoof of little raffy.

A chorus line half time show came and went. It may have been the distracting spandex of those half time cheerleaders and their peach-like asses that caused sometime keeper Xiao Tre to make the cardinal GK sin of handling balls outside the area.

The resulting penalty was tellingly struck home in the blink of a large brown equine eye.

Remaining time was played out with each team content to hang on to what they had. This safety play culminating in a draw at 1-1.

Low scoring but I think the other race callers will agree that the scoreline tells half the story that night.

Valiant performance were performed by all horses present and sugar cubes were well deserved at the post match breakdown.

Next week sees "The Year" out on the road travelling to some hick town to face a C division outfit in another peg on the road to Cup glory.

Will they make the treble, only time will tell and only telling can be timed. Stay tuned for those thrills when the breeches are donned once again for the next canter along the glory trail.

majestic bootay for the Dirty Sanchez reporting bureau, signing off.

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