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B.S. on Lita. Part One. (Two parts) (10/13/00 at 6:35 pm) wrote: eday/001.jpg"> LITA lgpic12.jpg"> Title: Nice Guys Finish Last. B.S. is looking over his morning paper. Today is Lita's day with the girls, spending his money, but you don't care about that when you have well over 6 ((lucky #)) million bucks in your family's vast estate. He plans on cutting a promo on his life before wrestling, just not until later on when Lita is resting. She doesn't need to hear this promo. His best buddy has arrived. Ahhh.. about goddamn time. It was a great day, spoiled by those sons-of-bitches.. Degeneration-X. That fits. The REAL DX was a bunch of smartass little "bitches" that lifted the WWf out of their dark days, and DX has done that once or twice before. Things are different. If you look at all the champions, all are deserving, even the Dudleys. They are basically the only tag team. Until the "Storm" arrives. Damn it all!!! Why can't that stupid-named pay-per-view arrive Saturday Night, instead of RIOT? He also can't wait until Lita's promo. It's no secret to Rick or anybody else in upper management that Lita will open the show this Saturday. The floor is hers, for all the time she wants. PIE Master.. Terror.. Tiger Shark.. Rage.. Educator.. PIE Master.. PIE Master.. Dark Angel. It was obvious who she wants worst. It's obvious she wants Bobby to leave. Shocked? Don't be. She wants the floor to herself. But she isn't as incredibly dumb as Chris Benoit.. a *year* with Kevin Sullivan? A year!? Good god.. that's just too much. And he did the same thing with Raven. At least with Rick Steiner he got the TV belt, officially, this time. Lita is no Chris Benoit. Bobby private joke, that Lita is twice the wrestler he is. In practice, she proves it, and pins him all the time. 17-0? It's gotta be 15-0.. that was a fast count by Shane! Where is that little bastard, anyway.. haven't heard from him all week.. And what is this letter I got in the mail. Three gifts? Rage was the first.. Scotty and Tiger I got in here on my own. Great guys to work with, no pains in the asses like.. well.. just about every other member of the roster. That damn Skeet.. he better stay in the hospital, or he'll regret it. He better regret it. Or he WON'T be regretting it, six feet under. *time passes and B.S. keeps his head clear of everything, again, like he has the ability to do..* *Suddenly, Bobby Storm, without even thinking of wrestling, instinctively takes notice of Educator, looking like quite the chickenshit, running away from a very tiny woman a couple inches shorter than Lita, hitting him with a purse. BS: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA! What a jackass!! He actually starts to roll on the floor and howl at Educator's plight with the media, and he reads the story, which almost gives him a seizure of dorkiness. STORY: Educator was eating at his favorite restaurant. Of what kind? The editor doesn't care. Uh, so anyways, he was "cutting a promo" on the Hot-as-F*CK girlfriend of Bobby Storm.. Stormbringer now? Wh, who cares, point is he's the Mega Wrestling Federation's Prime Time Champion. Prime Time? What a stupid f*cking name! I mean, that's ridiculous! Anyways, a lady, obviously a terribly tramatized victim of his sexual harrassing apparently, beat him about the head and neck with a purse full of typical women things. You know, like when they are driving, or they're excuse of it, and too busy putting on their makeup to actually drive like a sane, rational, human being? Yeah, exactly! Anyways, he's a sexist too, or something. Poor woman.. how can any man force himself on another like that? It's just unacceptable. BS: THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH! HAHAHAHAHHH!! Lita, who was woken up by what she thought was him screaming. She ran down to check on him... simply gives Bobby a warm, gentle smile. This is why she loves her man. So she can laugh at him! But in the nicest possible way. Probably about Educator or Rage. Tiger Shark. Nice guys! Nice guys finish last, Lita says softly to herself. In case you're wondering, Bobby is laughing so hard,he's not making noise. He'll be okay, in about an hour. Poor Ed.... [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
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