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Re: Batman VS Superman. HMMM, I wonder who would win?

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Superman and Goku suck major ass

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Date Posted: 12:29:13 01/08/04 Thu
In reply to: Harley Qate 's message, "Re: Batman VS Superman. HMMM, I wonder who would win?" on 05:38:02 12/08/03 Mon

WTF! WTF! Okay, let me get the whole Dragonball Z/GT thing out of the way first.

Goku did NOT become immortal when he absorbed the dragonballs, and Goku in nothing more than a needle fearing, energy stealing, child molesting, dumbass glutton! Vegeta would own Goku's ass! Anyway you can't compare Goku vs Superman because they are two different universes!

And yes, Batman would totally kick Superman's boyscout ass! Have any of you read RETURN OF THE DARK KNIGHT? Batman wasted Superman because of his smarts! And Batman was like 50+ yrs old when he did it! Not only could Batman beat Supes with Kryptonite, but he could also beat Supes ass with one of his super powered bat suits he keeps in cold storage.

Superman sucks major fucking ass, I could beat superman! All I have to do is shove a piece of that green shit up his ass and it's over! Superman is a super pussy! Fuck all you blind fanboys who think Superman is king shit!

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Date Posted: 00:08:34 01/20/04 Tue

U fuckin stupid pussy ass modafuckin bitch i can believe that there's people like u who really think batman could beat superman. think homo bat got nothing on supes
but to use kryptonite other than that he can't do jack shit talk about strength, speed and power he got shit
can he spin the earth try to stop a missile
pick up a building fuck no
crillin in dragonball can wip batman ass
but if u still think he can beat supes
then u need a fat dick in ur mouth
and oh yeah fuck that retun of the dark knite
the author is hattin on supes u bitch ass

>WTF! WTF! Okay, let me get the whole Dragonball Z/GT
>thing out of the way first.
>
>Goku did NOT become immortal when he absorbed the
>dragonballs, and Goku in nothing more than a needle
>fearing, energy stealing, child molesting, dumbass
>glutton! Vegeta would own Goku's ass! Anyway you
>can't compare Goku vs Superman because they are two
>different universes!
>
>And yes, Batman would totally kick Superman's boyscout
>ass! Have any of you read RETURN OF THE DARK KNIGHT?
>Batman wasted Superman because of his smarts! And
>Batman was like 50+ yrs old when he did it! Not only
>could Batman beat Supes with Kryptonite, but he could
>also beat Supes ass with one of his super powered bat
>suits he keeps in cold storage.
>
>Superman sucks major fucking ass, I could beat
>superman! All I have to do is shove a piece of that
>green shit up his ass and it's over! Superman is a
>super pussy! Fuck all you blind fanboys who think
>Superman is king shit!

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Date Posted: 15:28:14 08/01/04 Sun

Batman would kick supermans ass all over the place in any universe. The only one who could touch batman is wolverine. Which I think would end in a draw. Ever read frank miller? Ever saw the animated movie? Batman is a no-nonsense ass kicker. Superman is nothing but a muscle-bound
Flammer in little red booty's. All that power and still gets outsmarted by the likes of Lex luthor and Dark Sied. And then there's Clark Kent. This faggot wanna be wouldn't know what do with Lois Lane if she sat on his face. (by the way in the animated series Lois Lane spent the night with Bruce Wayne and I'm sure he knew exactly what to do when she sat on his face 'cause she came back for more) Both Batman and Bruce Wayne both get the girls. Who's the fag now? Brains always beats brawn Always! Superman may be stronger and faster but batman has all that cool stuff in his belt among which is a little lead lined bag containing just enough kriptonite to make superman normal human strength. The he would be no match for batman. A battle between Batman and Superman would never be a fair fight because superman would always be outsmarted outwitted and totally out classed in every way. nuff said

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