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Subject: Re: Superman Triumphant

Author:
JimmyOlsen

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Date Posted: 01:42:06 08/24/04 Tue
In reply to: andrew 's message, "Re: Superman Triumphant" on 22:47:51 08/23/04 Mon

Ok first of all, you calm down ANDREW!!!!! And second, you tell yourself whatever the hell you want, but Batman is as gay as they get. If you can't see it, maybe you two have something in common. Do your research asswipe. It is a known fact that Batman used to give spankings to Robin on his birthday. You can dispute it all you like, but the book exists. If you keep pushing the issue, I'll make an even bigger ass out of you by giving you the issue of that comic. Now my question is this, how is Batman spanking Robin any different from Michael Jackson sleeping in the same bed with little boys? If you can honestly differentiate the two, you're even sicker than I thought ANDREW!!!! My point is that there wasn't a single person that didn't think michael Jackson wasn't gay after that. And here you have a fully grown man with a fetish for black tights, spanking a kid that isn't even his!!!!! I'll bet that if Batman was sleeping in the same bed with little boys, you'd find a way to defend that too. Sicko!!! Now on to the debate. Yes my friend it is cheating when batman pulls the old kryptonite card and plays it. If that's the only way he can win, then your own damn common sense should tell you that a puny mortal like that has no business fighting Superman in the first place. If Batman is so freaking tough, where the hell was he when Doomsday killed Superman? Answer me that one freak. If Batman is better than Superman as you say, he should been more than capable of stepping in and stopping Doomsday all by himself. Yeah, right!!!! The little freak wouldn't survive the first punch Doomsday threw at him. The wind from the punch alone would knock his puny ass down. A fair fight between Superman and Batman is not Batman bringing kryptonite to the party. Where in the hell did you learn to fight, from reading comic books? A fair fight is both opponents in tip top shape, and going all out in a no-holds barred fight. Doomsday didn't need kryptonite. He fought Superman the honorable way. Even though the fight ended in a draw, I still have respect for Doomsday. He didn't bitch out like Batman and use kryptonite. Since Batman can't be pulled away from his pretty little kryptonite ring without kicking and screaming, I have the perfect match for you. Let him keep his ring, after all girls love their jewelry anyway. Let's have Batman and all the kryptonite in the galaxy face off against the Kingdom Come Superman. If you're not intelligent enough to know what I'm getting at, the Kingdom Come Superman is the one that was totally immune to kryptonite. Let's see how long your freakish Batman lasts now. Now that his toys have been neutralized. I say Superman punches through his chest fast enough to show the bastard his own beating heart before he dies. And don't you ever presume to tell me about heroes. Superman is the epitome of heroism. He made a choice voluntarily, I might add to use his power for good. he could easily rule this planet, and nobody could ever stop him. Keep in mind that it was Superman that gave Batman the damn kryptonite in the first place. Only real heroes do that. You don't ever recall Batman giving Superman anything to weaken and kill him do you? Of course not, he's a coward. There's nothing heroic about a grown man dressing up as a bat to scare thugs in an alley. Superman has saved the world assface. More times than I can count. Hell, more times than your dumb ass can count. What has Batman done to even come close to saving the world? Oh right, he apprehended the fucking Joker last night. Big ass deal!!!!! If you don't know what the hell you're talking about, stay the hell off these message boards. You sound like a fucking nine year old anyway!!!

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Anduin
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Date Posted: 02:39:46 08/24/04 Tue

Whew, first of all Jimmy, let me just say that the fight that you have brought through the threshold of this forum is a battle that is worthy only to be fought by titans!! Hurling such firey, and original insults such as "Asshole" and "Dickhead" clearly gives you the upper hand in this verbal crossfire! How do these other people stand up against you in this forum??? Hoo boy, if the "Batfreak" were pitted against YOU one on one, he would probably just run back home to the bat cave in tears from hearing such stinging insults. And to think that people actually come to THIS board, thinking that they are intitled to thier own opinions!! Oh man, are they fooling themselves.

Listen Jimmy, your argument here has little to no substance, and you clearly have a fixation with homosexuality. First of all, let me ask you where you get off just showing up here, slinging your crap on this board like your viewpoint is the only one that matters? This forum was undoubtedly designed to promote a discussion of OPINIONS about FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, and you have taken it upon yourself to turn it into a flame board. You've obviously got some serious personal security issues if you're taking so much personal offense at sombody disagreeing with your opinion, let alone attacking your idol. Every other one of these posts on this page is trying to rationalize an opinoin, and you have merely been slinging crappy and shallow insults left and right. The crap you have spewed on this thread his hardly that of a person of intelligence... you could be more likened to a dog that has thrown up, and then staunchly defends his vomit when his owner tries to clean it up. Let me now take this time to expose a flaw in your argument. You've been violently pushing this idea of "Fair fighting" between the two combatants, and you absolutely insist that If Batman diddn't use kryptonite that the odds would be evened. Tell me, wouldn't it be more even if Superman diddn't have any powers too... hmm??? Pitted against one another on those terms, it would really boil down to who had the better knowledge of fighting technique. OOHHH but you would say that superman should be allowed to use his powers, wouldn't you?? Well then, if that's the case... and I realize that i'm putting words in your mouth here, Then why the hell shouldn't batman use kryptonite???? It's like two armies getting ready to do battle. if the only objective is to win, and If one military placement has a serious weakness, the other would be a fool not to exploit it.

So my advice to you, Jim ol' boy, is If you want people to respect your opinions then you've got to respect thiers. So sit your ass down, have some dip, and chill out, cause blowing off your excess steam here is not doing anybody any good. I'm going to quote you replying to Andrew saying, "Do your research, asswipe." All I can say to you is, do YOUR research, then wipe your ass, cause right now, you're about as full of shite as they come.

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