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Date Posted: 03:46:17 08/31/04 Tue
In reply to:
Jimmy Olsen
's message, "Superman Triumphant" on 18:11:02 07/26/04 Mon
NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOO! Both of you penile pontiffs have it wrong, both of the series to which you both refer to are part of a supper series known as "Multi-verse Wars". In which has many settings pitting alternate universes from pop culture against one another. Perhaps you have forgotten the story. Remember it centers on a galactic policing guild, the Galactic League of Aliens and non-aligned Supers heroes or G.L.A.N.S for short, which is beleaguered by multi-verse incursions which were sported by the Armand ZAPPAVERSE. Apparently galaxies and universes were being subjugated to a dark force of sub par comedy. So in response G.L.A.N.S sends a commission to the governments of Earth in order to enlist the aid of Super Man. As any comic aficionados remembers, the first arch in this super series was referred to as the "S-Man and Ego Waffle Accords", a 57 serial comic series which centers around the fierce negations between the GLANS commission and the Earth's elected supreme negotiator, the inestimable Don Johnson. In Books 1-25 the story reaches its first climax when Mr. Johnson lays out his 5,000 point resolution. Ranging in issues from Having episodes of Miami vice reruns non stop on intergalactic television to the intergalactic marketing and franchising of his restaurants, "'Big'Johson's Don Dogs" after many pages of the GLANS commission trying to contain their vomit they (GLANS) agrees to Johnson's term, but only on the condition that they would have a sizable steak in the George Peppard Heavy Industrial and Waffle concern, after many more pages of fierce negation these terms were met and superman was released to GLANS service. However, the reaming comics in this series were less popular, for issues 26-57 depicted a triumphant Johnson trolling local bars for women making inappropriate propositions and the result of which has him being drawn and quartered by a Lynch mob.
The Super series continues as Superman is first pitted off against the Lorne Greene verse, in which superman must battle his way through a massive army of Darkness championed by the Galactic Emperor Tim Conway. In an epic battle Supes battle Imperator Conway and his army of Conan O’Brien Gladiator Droids. A battle that resulted in a draw and Super man being expelled to the Batman universe where the battered superman is found by Bruce Wayne, given robotic prosthetics and renamed from Super man to “The Iron Penage”, both of the heroes returned to the Greene verse and decapitated Emperor Conway as he sat and reviewed O’Brien’s rendition of Porgy and Bess.
Look I can go on and on but this who essay proves you both wrong. It was both heroes who worked to save the universe not just one. So next time you shaft duelers feel like posting your crap here remember that there is a community of people here that know a whole lot more about this stuff than you. SO why don't you stupid child molesters go back to examine you Ziggy does Dallas Comics, while the rest of us get back to the meat of this discussion.
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