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Subject: batman vs. superman


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Date Posted: 14:22:43 03/04/05 Fri

Ok... To all of you losers who have pondered who is a better superhero, whether it is batman or superman, the thinking is over. Batman is way better than superman and here is why.

First of all who the heck is allergic to a rock!!! And second superman couldn't fight crime for crap if it wasn't for his super human powers. Batman, being the king of all superheroes, can fight crime just as well, if not better than superman and all he needs is a cool belt.

Another reason why batman is better than superman is that batman can procreate and superman cannot. Batman is a human which means whe would have no problem having a kid. Lowis could never have superman's baby. One, because her philopian tubes could never handle the sperm. He is superman! I guarantee you he ejaculates like a shotgun right through her back. And also the baby would be half alien. An alien who's kriptonium biological make-up is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lowis gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach.

Therefore Batman is an allaround better superhero than superman.

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