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Subject: .-.panthera tigris altaica.-.


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Garudo
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Date Posted: 10:28:27 11/23/03 Sun
In reply to: stalked 's message, "stalking me" on 03:59:10 11/23/03 Sun


You've missed the point completely, Julia:
There were no tigers. That was the point.


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Now there's something you don't see every day, two felines that could easily be used as toothpicks mouthing off to the giants of the cat world. Best be careful, soon you won’t have a mouth to spit that brimstone with. The seven hundred pound lugger moved nearer until he was close enough to be heeded, black stripes upon a dark orange pelt could be seen dully in the faded light beneath the forest canopy. Limpid eyes snared the minute male ocelot who thought he knew so much. Yes, well, unless the small spotted morsel had a eternal aquifer of energy they would not be able to leap around forever, then it was just one snap of the tiger's jaws and he would find himself in a belly. Quite the predicament. A yawn escaped the massive hunter before he decided to put in his two cents on the matter, his attention caught for the moment by the conversation. It was about the only interesting ordeal at the time.

Oh, a philosopher of logic. Well, Professor Miniwheat, one can not live their entire life held up in a tree.

Tail twitching in a blasive manner the night stalker commented on what this creature, who was so enthusiastically inviting the other tiger male to take a bite out of his lower chest, had said earlier. Something about the striped cats being noble. Right.

Compared to you, little nattering twit, a tiger does not have to consider himself the apex predator, we merely are. Now, unless you like the idea of your hide being shredded into personal dental floss I suggest you lose the know-it-all attitude.

It just goes to show that the smaller you are, the less brain capacity you have.

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For every tiger that you see, five see you.


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