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Date Posted: 19:02:56 08/14/02 Wed
Author: the chain (i have no balls)
Author Host/IP: bgp387494bgs.jersyc01.nj.comcast.net / 68.36.43.39
Subject: huff-iliciously huffcicles and huff-antastic huffballs (phlegm-filled of course)

i'm told my fiance is on vacation. why she is without me, i do not know. but if she comes back with a new beau... i can't be held responsible. anyway, as a small tribute in her absense...

i miss you huff! i miss the way you sniff a cantalope like a dog sniffs a freshly wiped ass! i miss the way you flip your hair in the sunlight when it's covered in freshly caked mud after one of our... matches! i miss the way you let me walk your pets even i always lose then, and when i come home crying... i miss the way you blow my nose with week-old chinese food! in conclusion... i miss... you!

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