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Date Posted: 11:22:59 08/27/02 Tue
Author: Mongo Skruddgemire
Author Host/IP: bgp588843bgs.jdover01.nj.comcast.net / 68.39.210.253
Subject: Re: bah
In reply to: SICX 's message, "bah" on 12:07:54 08/23/02 Fri

>one time I touched a sheep in its no-no spot where it
>pees

I KNEW IT! I knew there was one in here. I can smell 'em a mile away.

Great! That's all this forum needs. A long-haired, bagpipe playing, haggis eating, skirt wearing, sheep buggering Scotsman.

I guess I'll have to start dragging out my Scotsmen jokes like:

The reason that Scotts wear kilts
Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away

Scotland, Where the Men are Real Men, the Women are Real scarce, and the sheep are goddamned nervous

The difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman,
The 'Stones sing "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" while a scotsman yells "Hey! McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

And many many more

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