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Date Posted: 17:26:36 12/10/02 Tue
Author: Mongo Skruddgemire
Author Host/IP: bgp588843bgs.jdover01.nj.comcast.net / 68.39.210.253
Subject: Re: What is up with that Mongo weirdo
In reply to: Klewless noobie 's message, "What is up with that Mongo weirdo" on 16:37:20 12/10/02 Tue

>What kind of sick and twisted bastard is he?

The kind of sick twisted bastard that your mother was warned about but dismissed it as the deranged ravings of your senile grandmother. Ah, if she had only heeded the warnings maybe I wouldn't be here today.

But I'm here now and my adoring public is demanding my story.

To start off I'll answer your questions. The one eyebrow is the sad and tragic result of an experiment involving a gas grill, two pounds of silly putty, a roll of duct tape, one of those stupid virtual pet keychains and a bit of lemon peel gone horribly horribly wrong.

Igor told me that the lemon peel wasn't fresh...should have listened to him

The reason I'm cross-eyed in that picture was that was Bryan repelling from the ceiling, trying to get my attention after his brother spilled his coke on the shrink-ray.

We got him back to normal size...mostly

The burning of CD's of diaper porn was a horrible mistake...I thought I told the machine to download and burn some BackStreet Boys for a friends daughter. Damn AI refused and burnt the next, least offensive thing it could find.

The PowerPuff Girls thing is true, but it's all the fault of the TV people who pulled Ren and Stimpy off the air. The lack of foul-mouthed chihuahua is distorting my perceptions...this is a sad and tragic side effect. I am seeking help and the first step is admitting that I have a problem ("Hi, my name is Mongo and I have a problem" "Hi Mongo")

The part about my sister looking "too good in a bikini" is part of the fact that she's dated air force officers while she was still 17. Attracting that kind of people is wrong. Why can't she date normal guys like bikers or something?

Piers Anthony has never been convicted of child molestation...but read a few of his books and that man makes you wonder.

"If there's grass on the field, play ball...and even then there are exceptions" True enough. Chances are you'll *not* hit jail-bait. The exception is none of your damn business.

And as to Imily being a match made in heaven...nah...I'm not into dead people.

Mongo

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Replies:

Re: What is up with that Mongo weirdo -- SICX, 17:37:20 12/10/02 Tue

Re: What is up with that Mongo weirdo -- cavedude, 17:46:30 12/10/02 Tue

Re: What is up with that Mongo weirdo -- Mongo Skruddgemire, 09:49:41 12/11/02 Wed