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Date Posted: 22:30:14 07/31/02 Wed
Author: Amanda & Josh
Subject: ...the timothy saga continues....

Josh and I added a lil bit more....

One day timothy pierson Wise was sitting on his couch and he was watching tv. He suddenly had this odd feeling that something was well, odd. He went into the kitchen and tried to cook some water but burnt it of course. He went to his bedroom and he didnt find donnies big lazy butt half hanging off of it. He went into his sisters room and found no hannah listening to christian music and then he went into his parents room and didnt see them in there. So he went out back to find Lady and she was gone with her leash still tied to the tree. He went to turn off the tv and a special news program flashed. The announcer looked directly into the camera as she told the viewers what was going on. "Ladies and Gentlemen we are looking for a Timothy Wise he seems to be missing for a week now. His family of Four are worried sick about him, They are sitting home now just waiting and praying for answers as to were he is. They cant understand why anyone would want to kidnap a child like that, they thought maybe donnie but not timothy." The tv showed a picture of tim in his baseball uniform flicking off the camera and smoking a cigarette. "If u have any info please call us and let us know." Timothy turned off the tv and let everything sink in. "Goodness how did they get that picture i never did that??" He looked around at his surroundings and realized that he indeed wasn't home. HE was in a completely diffrent place. Suddenly a black family walked in carrying lugages. The man looked at him and whipped out his gun. "Nigga get outta my house son!!" He busted a cap but it missed him and tim jumped out the window to find that he landed in his yard. Come to find out he was in his neighbors house which was empty because they were on vacation.

Timothy jumped up and ran as fast as he could into his house to hide under his futon. All of a sudden, he heard his back door being kicked in, it was his angry neighbor. Timothy began to cry like a little girl, and urinated in his pants. He then let out a high-pitched squeal, which led the man right to him. The big buff neighbor, Bo, yanked frail little Timmy out from under his futon. He held him up in the air by his neck. He yelled at Tim, and told him to, "Quit screamin like a hoe!" As Timothy wailed and cried, Bo proceeded to slap him around like he was his hoe. Timothy then crapped in his tight, baseball uniform pants. Bo was disgusted and puked in Timothy's face, and threw him onto his futon. Bo left. Timothy laid there, on his futon whimpering. Poor little Timothy, covered in urine, crap, and puke. As he laid there, feeling alone and helpless, and smelling quite stank...he heard a faint noise. As the noise grew louder, he noticed it was coming from the radio. Just when all hope was lost, it was a song by his favorite rapper- Ja Rule. (Ja Rule is his favorite because he's so short, yet has such a deep voice.) As he was thinking about the endlessness of Ja Rule's coolness, he thought, "maybe one day, i'll have a deep voice too, and i can be half as cool as Ja!" Suddenly, a huge smile broke out on Tim's face as he tried to make the Murder, Inc. symbol with his bony little fingers. Just when things were looking up for Timothy, his hopes and dreams were shattered when.....

someone else finish....

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: ...the timothy saga continues.... SOME MORE!! -- jessica, 22:47:19 07/31/02 Wed