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Subject: Era of Xtreme...has arrived...


Author:
Devon Storm
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Date Posted: 13:52:34 07/18/02 Thu

the Prez is announcing the main event for the first show..

Prez: Its going to be a triple threat match...Hardcore Jonny vs Gusha Kajiri vs Unreal!!

--Fans Go Nuts--

--Then the lights go out...and the arena falls silent...then random colored lights start flashing and spiraling the arena...just then some huge pyros shoot up from the stage...and the opening of "Across the Nation" by the Union Underground hits and the figure of a man is shown standing behind a pane of glass..with a blue light shining from behind him...(very Jerichoish)...the man turns around...and kicks out the glass...almost in tune with the music...--

Prez(yelling over the music): Someone...someone...cut his music...stop this shit...stop it now...

--All of the lights are back on...and the music has stopped--

Prez: Who the hell are you?

Man: Who am I...you have the nerve to ask who I am?

--Fans Cheer--

Man: Well how about you let them answer that for you...

--CROWD STARTS CHANTING: XTREME...XTREME...XTREME--

Devon Storm: Thats right, its me...the King of Xtreme....DEVON STORM!!

--CROWD POPS--

Prez: Well what are you doing here?

Devon Storm: Well basically I am here to continue expanding the ERA of XTREME all over the world...and the EWW seemed like just the place to be...

Prez: Well I am sorry, but I think we have a full roster right now, howev...

--Storm cuts him off--

Storm: No..no...no...see you dont try to bullshit Devon Storm...I have worked too long and too hard for all of these people for that...how about this jerky...how about at the next show...you turn your little triple threat main event into a 4-Way Dance...with the Innovator of Xtreme as that 4th man??

Prez: Fine...but if you dont show me something...and I mean something big...your ass is gone...

Storm: Dont back talk me, Suit...

Prez: Hey...I am the President of this damn company...you will address me as su...

Storm: SHUT YOUR MOUTH DESK JOCKEY...when Devon Storm talks...you listen...and this goes out to everyone in the 4-Way Dance at the next show...you all got some time to adjust...so I suggest you all go to the gym, bulk up...watch some tapes and scout all you can...just GET READY...b/c I AM GONNA RUN YOUR ASSES DOWN!!

Prez: Are you done now?

Storm: Not yet el presidente...not until I make it perfectly clear that the Era of Xtreme is here, oh its true, its DAMN true!!

--"Across the Nation" hits again...and Storm leaves to a tremendous ovation...all the while the Prez is left in the ring with a pissed look on his face--

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Re: Era of Xtreme...has arrived...Gusha Kajiri15:22:53 07/18/02 Thu


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