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Subject: You've been WARNED!!

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Pulverizer and Devon Storm {THE ReVoLuTiOn}

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Date Posted: 18:08:11 08/14/02 Wed

{The scene opens and BOOM by POD hits and Pulverizer and Devon Storm walk out. They are welcomed by a HUGE pop and they stroll to the ring. Pulverizer and Devon grab a mic and The ReVoLuTiOn begin to speak.}

Pulverizer: "THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING SUCH DUMBASSES!! {Fans boo} Devon may be your favorite but I want you to hate me cause' I LOVE hating each and everyone of YOU! {Fans Chant Asshole} Well this ASSHOLE is going to be the next EWW Undisputed Champion come Thunder. See Zodiac you talk a big game but you got lucky when you beat Devon but you won't be so lucky no see you won't beat me you know why? CAUSE you can't BEAT ME! I am gonna love this match at Thunder I mean I get to kick Zodiac's punk ass and become the BEST DAMN Champion to ever walk through the EWW's doors! {Fans boo} So Zodiac I hope you are ready to lose, no not lose your virginity which will never happen but lose your belt! I'm the new guy here and yes the NEW guy will tear you limb from limb and take over the EWW!"

Devon: "Now, onto bussiness matters...we have a bunch of wasted talent running around here calling themselves the best faction in the EWW..Take for example the Natural Born Thrillers, Team Xtreme, Damage Inc., and who Mr.T and Detonator!? I mean for the love of God I thought Mr.T was a damn actor not a wrestler! So see boys all of you claim to be the best but you are looking at the best right here in living flesh themselves the REVOLUTION!

{Fans Chant DEVON}

We are the best here me and Pulverizer here the next EWW Undisputed Champion and myself the next EWW National Champion...DEVON STORM {Fans go nuts}. So see NTb and Damage Inc. and whoever else is the wannabes here you guys have nothing and I mean NOTHING! What you are going after the tag belts so fuckin' what we are after the two biggest titles the EWW has to offer so boys get in line and take a few lessons from the best!"

Pulverizer: "So see we are the best better then all of you punk ass bitches! And Zodiac get Ready get good and DAMN ready for Thunder. Take your vitamins pop your Speed hell Jerk-off whatever you do to get prepared I don't wanna know...just be ready come Thunder cause' at Thunder I'll be ready for you and for being the NEXT EWW UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!"

{Pulverizer and Devon drop the mics and leave for the back.}

scene fades...

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