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Date Posted: 11:40:03 10/10/00 Tue
Author: Alley
Subject: HAHAHAHAHA

A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet
and goes to a pet shop.

After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on
a little perch.
It doesn't have any feet or legs.
The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what
happened to this parrot?"
The parrot answers the guy's question, "I was born
this way. I'm a defective parrot."
"Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this
parrot actually
understood what I said and answered me."
"I understood every word," says the parrot. "I am
a highly intelligent,thoroughly educated bird."
"Oh, yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how
do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "this is a little
embarrassing, but since you
asked I'll tell you. I wrap my little parrot
penis around this wooden
bar, like a little hook. You can't see it 'cause
of my feathers."
"Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand
and answer, can't you?"
"Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I
can converse with
reasonable competence on almost any subject:
politics, religion,
sports, physics, philosophy ... and I am
especially good at ornithology.
You ought to buy me. I am a great companion."
The guy looks at the price tag. $200. He says, "I
can't afford that."
"Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over
with one wing.
"Nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You
can get me for $20,
just make an offer."
The guy offers 20 dollars and walks out with the
parrot. Weeks go by.
The parrot is sensational. He's funny, he's
interesting, he's a great
pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, gives
good advice. The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work and the
parrot says, "Pssst," and
motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up
close to the cage.
"I
don't know if I should tell you this or not", says
the parrot, "but it's
about your wife and the mailman..."
"What?" says the guy. "What?"
"Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to
the door today your
wife greeted him in a sheer nightgown and kissed
him on the mouth."
"What happened then?" asks the guy.
"Then the mailman came into the house and lifted
up the nightgown and
began petting her all over," Reports the parrot.
"My God!!" the guy says. "Then what?"
"Then he lifted up the nightgown, got down on his
knees and began to
lick her body, starting with her breasts slowly
going down and down..."
The parrot pauses for a long time ...
"What happened? What happened?" says the frantic
guy.
"I don't know," says the parrot, "My dick got hard
and I fell off my perch."

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