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Date Posted: 12:54:55 10/02/00 Mon
Author: Jules :0)
Subject: Birthday Man Joke

Its a mans birthday, and he walks into the butchers with a big smile on his face. The butcher says 'wow you look happy'.To which the man replies ' yes, i am its my birthday'. So the butcher then asks ' so how old are you exactly?'. 'Have a guess' the man replies. 'Im not sure but id say 40' exclaims the butcher. 'Ha' says the man, 'im actually 52'. And he gets his meat goods and walks out of the shop with a big grin. Later he gets on the bus to go home and sits next to an old woman. She says ' my you look happy'. 'Yes' replies the man,'its my birthday'. 'So how old are you?' asks the curious old woman.' Go on, have a guess' says the man, to which the lady replies ' alright, but if you let me put my hand down your trousers i could tell exactly.' Nervously the man agrees. Well , this old gal is having a right good old root around and fiddle so the man tells her to hurry up and guess. 'Why your 52' says the old woman.' Thats incredible!!!! ' the man remarks,'how on earth did you know that!!!'. The old lady replies 'I was standing behind you in the butchers.'

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