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Date Posted: 00:15:13 08/23/02 Fri
Author: The Horrors and Dr. Madd
Subject: The Horrors' fund drive for BTW(THIS ONE)









(scene opens to a large white room in a civic center Pavillion. Over the door in big, German-script letters, it reads, " Organ drive- all proceeds go to BTW's emergency fund." The Camera enters the room where Doctor Madd is standing behind an operating table. Count Blood is there, signing some teenage's girl's notepad. His red eyes look into hers a moment, and she seems stunned. He murmurs something to her and she departs. The Count is wearing his ring gear, including his trademark black leather cape. Shockenstein stands by the door, his monstrous frame a grim shadow against the wall. People file in and take their seat. Doctor Madd walks up to the podium, wearing his best: His cleanest lab-coat, his best black rubber gloves, his glasses, and a grey suit under his coat. He has a black bag in one hand.)

Madd: I thank you for coming today. Thanks to Griffinchem of London and Talbot glassware of Llanwelly, Wales, I am authorized to accept organ donations. Each donation gains 100 dollars for Big Time Wrestling. There is a donor contract in front of you. When you fill it out, pass it up, please. *People begin to pass them up.* Thank you.. Who will be first? *turns down the cover on the operating table and gets the chloroform hise going.* Come now. Might as well get it over with.

Donor: I thought we were waiting till after we died..

Madd: *evil grin* Shockenstein.. Bar the door..

*Screams echo as the screen fades and we hear Doctor Madd's bone saw spring to life...*

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