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Date Posted: 06:05:31 07/20/02 Sat
Author: Stu Pidasso
Subject: GetAway

~ The scene opens to find Stu Pidasso sitting in a lounge chair on the deck of the battleship that the last card was located on. He is wearing one of those big plastic noses that has glasses and a moustache attached. Richard Stroker comes up from behind Stu and sits on a lounge chair next to him.

Stroker: What the hell are you wearing?

Pidasso: (British voice) Pardon me, young chap. Do I know you? (Whispering) Don�t blow my cover.

Stroker: What are you doing?

Pidasso: I�m keeping those freaky guys from getting my brain.

Stroker: Well why don�t you have you�re Assholes of the Round Table protect you? Isn�t that what they are for?

Pidasso: They are to help us fight crime and ensure that we protect truth, justice, and the freedoms that men and women have broken their necks for. We are the few and the proud.......

Stroker: That�s the marines.

Pidasso: We are an army of one?

Stroker: Army

Pidasso: Well what the hell ever we are, we rock and we will defend America until our dying days.

Stroker: We should do that, even though the whole country could be getting destroyed while we are over here in the middle of this god forsaken ocean.

Pidasso: You�re right. We must fly back home immediately.

~ Stu dives into a room on the battleship and comes out dressed as DumbAss Man.

DumbAss Man: We must be off!

~ DumbAss Man grabs a hold of the railing of the ship and tries to fly off of it. He soon plummets into the ice cold ocean as Big Dick Stroker throws him a life jacket.

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