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Date Posted: 22:53:43 08/22/02 Thu
Author: "The Big Draw" Adam Young
Subject: Forget Me Not

Scene-New York City

Adam is waiting in the green room of the Howard Stern Show while Howard does his daily bull shit.

Howard-So John whats up today.

John-Well we've got Beetlejuice and Adam Young from the BTW with us today.

Howard-Oh Casey why don't you briong in the biggest star in the movies today, Beetlejuice and that other guy.

Casey goes out to get them both. They walk in and take seatrs on the couch.

Howard-Its good to have you back Beetljuice and to have you Adam.

Adam-Thats the Big Draw to you scarecrow.

Artie-Oh man we've got a fiesty one today Howard.

Howard-So what are you?

Adam-I the biggest draw in wrestling today. I put the asses in the seats so to speak.

Beetlejuice-I like asses. Wheres my fourty at?

Howard-So your one of those guys who wears spandex and rolls around with another very large man.

Adam-Scarecrow don't piss me off. I am the biggest heatseeker in the sport of wrestling today if not ever.

Beetlejuice-Yeah he da man.

Howard-I thought you where the man Beetle.

Beetlejuice-I'm the man too.

Adam-I'm the big draw scarecrow and don't you forget it.

John-Isn't it true you faked your own death a few months back.

Adam-It was all part of the game of human chess I play with everybody. Hell if I wanted I could play it right now, who's the smartest in the room.

Howard-That would be Fred. So what your saying is you'll go head to head with our own Fred in a battle of human chess right now.

Adam-Hell yeah!

Howard-Ok do you want to go first or second.

Adam-I'll let Fred choose.

Fred-I'll go first.

Robin comes out of her little room and takes a seat next to Beetlejuice as Adam goes inside the room.

Beetlejuice-Want some of the juice do ya.

Robin-What?

Fred takes his place.

Howard-Ok five questions to see who is the master of human chess. Question one, who was the president who had to be rescued from the White House bath tub?

Fred-Taft.

Howard-Is that your final answer?

Fred-Yeah Taft.

Howard-Correct. Thats one for Fred. Ok second question where do the Simpsons live?

Fred-Springtown.

Howard-No, ok thrid question how long is a football field in yards?

Fred-100.

Howard-No, ok fourth question what is the biggest wrestling company in the United States today?

Fred WWE.

Howard-Correct, final question, what is the oldest wrestling company in the US today?

Fred-WWE.

Howard-No. Ok Fred you got two out of five lets see how Adam does with totally different questions.

Adam comes out and stands where Fred was as he now sits down on the couch.

Howard-Ok first question what was the last state in the Union?

Adam-Alaska.

Howard-Correct, ok second question who was the first vice president of the United States?

Adam-John Adams.

Howard-Correct, What is the nickname of the football team at Yale?

Adam-Bulldogs or Elis.

Howard-Man he is smart. I tell you what if you get all of them right I'll go to the BTW show this weekend and get you laid at Scores today. Fourth question what is the oldest profession in the world?

Adam-Prostitution.

Howard-Correct, what is the southern most point in the Untied States?

Adam-Key West,Florida.

Howard-Hell yeah, guys we are going to Scores today.

Beetlejuice-Boobies, show me the boobies.

To be continued at Scores...

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