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Subject: Hot time Author: pinoanyone [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 18:18:11 07/23/02 Tue Hey Lu.... Yeehawwww! There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight cause "LuLu'" back in town. Now maybe Tramp will let my wonderfully tasteful endeavors at humor navigate their way in to this domain. So here is one of those attempts Lu... It is 3 a.m. in the morning and it is raining cats and dogs outside. There is a knock on the door and the husband goes downstairs to answer it. When he opens the door, he sees a drunk barely standing there, soaking wet. "What do you want?" asks the husband. "Can you give me a push?" says the drunk. "Are you crazy? It is the middle of the night. No, I am not going to give you a push," and he slams the door. Once back in bed, his wife asks, "Who was it?" "Oh just some drunk that was asking me for a push. I told him no and shut the door." "Seems to me you have a short memory. Don't you remember last month when we were stuck and those two nice young boys came over and gave us a push with their truck?" Feeling guilty, the drunk went downstairs and yelled out, "OK mister. I'll give you that push. Where are you?" "I'm over here on the swing." [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Re: Hot time Luliz 13:38:10 07/24/02 Wed